Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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Comments (90)
ramseytt69 8
Wait, so why would you confront him this far along? You should've stood up for yourself back then... Never let someone treat you less than you are OP!
BlackPhenom 9
While you're right, that's easier said than done... a bully is a bully. And most of them are large and blocky for a reason.
meso222 8
Do what it takes, ive never seen a bully fight fair (2-4 on 1) so dont go shot for shot...
chinagirl3343 8
Ummm that's assault. Have him arrested.
dancinwookie 21
You should've gone with the classic high school reunion routine, and challenged him to a dance off.
wlddog 14
With a silent nod to the sound guy, the OP throws his high collar jacket to the ground and a hush falls over the crowd. The middle of the floor instantly clears and a challenging tune comes over the speakers. It was the dance off of the year, and OP was not going to pull any punches.
Mirorbo 27
Some people just never change...
mirokuboy2 20
Press charges :D
Cloeeewashere 8
I applaud your courage to confront him. Just know that karma's a bitch and he's gonna get what he deserves.
djxerxes9000 18
Find him and beat him to near death with some 2x4 then tell the bastard you know violence isn't the answer, you got it wrong on purpose.
stefei 10
Call the police, assualt charges at the least :)
angelit0 4
It is not about winning the fight it's about standing up for yourself.
mvc3ftw 17
but winning is a plus.
ICastillo 25
If you're going to confront your bully make sure you can whoop his ass. Haven't you seen the YouTube videos?!? It looks cool when the Bully gets beat up.