Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Stupid stupid stupid
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Anonymous
Fair Haven, United States
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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akiahara 14
It's sad that it's tormented you for so long. A therapist might be a better idea than defense classes.
skyeyez9 25
I am sure most bullies grow up and become police officers or work for the TSA.
j_cat187 20
Probably, I had a guy at TSA inspect my medium format by hand since film can't be x-rayed. Out of negligence, he smashed it and me yelling at him automatically made me a terrorist. So guilty until proven innocent?
DanielleinDC 34
This is why I'm glad I never went to any of my high school reunions. I wouldn't want to see any of those people anyway. Sometimes the best way to deal with a bully is just be glad he's out of your life. And since I live in a city distant from where I graduated high school, that's not too difficult.
laya_fml 26
This reminds me of the episode of the Big Bang Theory where Leonard confronts his bully
Criticalvector 4
Press charges for assault.
SiHa00095 15
Don't take that crap. Call the police.
whostolemylama 12
Did the principal see this?
hallow239 3
Congrads for sticking up for yourself but I think there was a better time for this..
cannonman1863 17
Just wait a few decades, then show up at a reunion after the bully has grown old and soft and get your revenge.
jimbob_76592 5
Man I was a bully back in school and I hope that I can run into the people I used to pick on in order to apologize to them. There is no reason for one adult to beat up another over something in highschool. Hope ya didn't take the first swing mate.