Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Stupid stupid stupid
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Anonymous
Fair Haven, United States
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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Isoldael 27
Confronted him, how? Did you go to him and talk about it, or did you just randomly start a fight? In the first case, FYL. In the second, YDI.
buckdharma 38
Just wait until your 50 yr. reunion. By then all his womanizing and partying will have caught up to him. He'll still knock the shit out of you, but boy will he feel it the next morning.
BlackPhenom 9
This should give you enough motivation to hit the weights and push your limits. I believe in you, OP
KareBear7364 5
some things never change...
karlcolt45 19
just tell him you're a cowboy astronaut millionaire. instant respect
insaneygolover 9
Dude, that's why you need to learn karate first.
lovealwayssam 14
i thought that people grew up after high school, then i entered the real world and realized its the same people with more money and kids -_-
lovelyohhmee 8
Get some self defenses classes. Google him then go beat his ass.
upallnight11 19
History repeats.
Serisent 26
In the famous words of Bowling for Soup, "High school never ends."