Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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TheMystery13 13
First of all, you can only be bullied if you allow yourself to be bullied. Second, if you're having a reunion, that means years must have gone by...and you still haven't gotten the **** over it?! Third, if you were going for revenge, what the hell were you thinking doing it unprepared?! And finally, did you, I dunno, press charges?!
_awwhellnaw_ 45
"You can only be bullied if you allow yourself be bullied," OP's high school friends said, shaking their heads and crossing their arms. OP frowns as he picks himself up from the ground and wipes the blood away from his face. After having the shit beat out of him, he was both exhausted and injured. He had a split lip and felt bruises forming on his torso. He groaned and wrapped an arm around his stomach. "Of course. I allowed this to happen to myself. I allowed physical abuse." He leaves the reunion, his bully and friends laughing and watching him.
nemcali 34
He can be jailed for that you know?
Jebitesevsi 11
You're adult now. You get to sue him for assault and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
sonasonic 34
restraining order!
Tyrax 16
Now, he can be arrested for assault.