ClearOne
United States
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
Rock Bottom Riser
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Broke
Your own personal ATM
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Top comments
BigBoiToys 0
Ditch the bitch. That simple
manicethemage 9
Gold Digger Much?
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Comments (180)
FreebirdIII 1
I would fondle her breast, if she asks what you are doing..... you milk me, I milk you.
Moota 9
I lol'd
cameron250f 0
atm's need love too
FarSide 23
The worst part? She won't be satisfied until you can spontaneously ejaculate $20 bills made out of chocolate. Yep... FYL.
MrSexyPants 14
Ew, what a bitch. Tell her you only liked her for her boobs and then dump her.
FarSide 23
@17: No sticking. Gold Digger just has to "swipe" the card through the slot.
Chet_Molester 0
Far enough... OP is swiping somethin threw her slot
jelly_2k 0
oh shit, she's a gold digga. just though you should know, figga.
ilikeemsmall 4
Most of them are raised that way.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
DUMP HER BEFORE YOU ARE BROKE(unless your a billionaire and she is really hot)
tweetbaby14 18
shallow idiot is a shallow idiot. so if you dated a girl who was a complete bitch, and smelled like a dirty diaper with a dead skunk inside that had just eaten a rotten egg rolled up in a gym sock, you'd stay with her just because she looks good? damn, that's sad. guys like you are why I'm choosing to stay single. -_-
IscoreOnU 19
Tell her you just lost your job and see what happens
abeye111 8
lollll nice!!
skyeyez9 25
Ydi for being a doormat and giving her your money.