ClearOne
United States
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
Rock Bottom Riser
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Broke
Your own personal ATM
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Top comments
BigBoiToys 0
Ditch the bitch. That simple
manicethemage 9
Gold Digger Much?
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Comments (180)
no_namer386 5
I feel you bro... She broke up with me a month ago and STILL ask me to borrow her money (and she works!)
fnyunj 3
Some women (and men) just get all of their self-esteem through money. Even if they earn a lot, they're always going to need more - so they'll leech it off of their S.O.'s as well. Such individuals will also try to fulfill their flaccid ego's by cheating too. They will suck every last drop of blood out of you. And they will tell you it is your fault for not giving more. My advice: don't dump her right now. Study her very closely for a month or so. Watch her closely. Then dump her. Learn to recognize her horrible, shallow, weak personality traits in others. Avoid those people, as friends or partners. Don't let them draw you in to their lives with their drama, and their manipulation. Don't even take a JOB from a person like this, unless you enjoy being sucked dry like a fly that has flown into a spider's web. This is the most important lesson their is in life: how to avoid human parasites.
Destruct0r 5
pussy?
MyF_ckingLuck 0
you sound like the type of guy that always learns too late. maybe you don't even learn since you mentioned nothing about leaving the gold digger that YOU allow to rape you of funds.
MrVictor_fml 0
learn how to say....... NO. don't put the puss on a pedestal. it's not that wise to invest in those.
betty66 3
someone is pussy-whipped!
shockhead101 6
ass to mouth... your gf must be a giver, keep her
onthetoilet 3
2 words: leave her
helen29 4
ur a pussy shes using u for the cash .... tell her u lost it all c if she stix dump the bitch
deephizz 0
Tell her she was just a glorified Kleenex to you.