ClearOne
United States
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
Rock Bottom Riser
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Broke
Your own personal ATM
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Top comments
BigBoiToys 0
Ditch the bitch. That simple
manicethemage 9
Gold Digger Much?
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Comments (180)
youngbuck10 9
I ain't saying she's a goldigger, but she ain't messing with no broke, broke.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
baaaad word. dont say it.... no one say it!!!!
ribbyc80 0
politically correct term is 'negroid' for negro-humanoid. look it up!
BaskenRobin 2
Sugggaaaa Dadddyyyy
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well At The Moment, you're getting ****** over by your lady. I'd leave ASAP.
Lanceeden 12
which slot does the money come out?
FarSide 23
The coin slot. OP's carrying $100 in quarters inside his lumpy ass.
Calyx_fml 22
Where does she stick the card?
clairevoent 0
coming to terms?? lol she def runs her ish, she's a boss
RockstarRN 10
She may be a gold digger but it's your dumb ass that let her.
Voqab 3
dats his girlfriend maybe he saw it as just takin care of her up until recently y he gotta b a dumbass n do u honestly feel his bein a dumbass n lettin her means her gold diggin is ohkay
ILoveEggnog 7
What the heck are you trying to say there buddy?
chooy 0
give her an ATM then
ProhibitionRose 14
Why the **** would you come to terms with that? Dump her shank ass and get a girl who likes you for your heart, not your bank account
kinga08 0
That, and a girl who has her own job, makes her own money, and doesn't rely on a man to buy whatever she wants and needs.
IHeartJimi02 0
I totally agree. My ex boyfriend didn't have a job and expected me to pay for everything all of the time. It didn't take me long to realize what he was doing and I dumped him. Op should do the same.
Doortje 30
YDI for coming to terms with it.