ClearOne
United States
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Anonymous
Rock Bottom Riser
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Broke
Your own personal ATM
Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Top comments
BigBoiToys 0
Ditch the bitch. That simple
manicethemage 9
Gold Digger Much?
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Comments (180)
BariumDeep 0
Yeah, so what? All chicks are like that.
lulututu 4
No, were not. I was with my boyfriend for a year and a half before he finally got a job.
IHeartJimi02 0
Maybe immature girls who are too lazy to get a job do that but some of us actually support ourselves.
maryburnsgreen 0
dump the bitch. fast and easy. XD
vzdevil 1
dude, I read you on that one^^^. I love giving them the wrong answers
Egnar 19
By come to terms you mean dumped her, right? Normally I'm the last to yell "dump her" based off a 3 sentence FML post, but, in this situation I know all I need to know. All that matters here is your feelings - If you feel like you're being treated like a giant wallet then even if it's untrue you'll always resent her for being as such and will never develop a fulfilling relationship with her - It's worth getting out of, no matter how "hot" she may be.
kinga08 0
YDI for allowing her to treat you like that. You sound like a door mat, and you will be walked all over your entire life until you grow some balls and realize that you need to date a real woman who has a sense of worth, a job, and her own bank account.
jesbar95 10
Hey, Atleast you're glorified.
jesbar95 10
Maybe he doesn't dump her because she's fast and easy haha.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i sense this as a booby trap. *pun intended*
fabo914 0
hmmm if your an ATM where does she swipe her card? or better yet insert?
metfanatic1986 0
as long as u gettin some