Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML
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Top comments
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
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Comments (172)
hahayourafag 0
Its what i would do, if i was a blood sucking bitch.
ThisIsMyReign 4
This is when you send her to prison. :)
challan 19
If you were a vampire dog that's what you'd do? I would spend my nights sucking the blood of cats and Michael Vick.
hahayourafag 0
Ohh cause i forgot we were being 100% lireral. Or its just that the term Blood sucking **** bothers you.
MarisaCB 16
Usually I don't approve of the dump-them-no-matter-what view so common here on FML, but seriously... your girlfriend is a bitch. Ask her about it first though. Maybe she legitimately can't afford it?
bripoo 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First and that sucks
MysticKnight 3
No and you suck.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Honestly, does it ******* matter if you're first?
Skittlepickle 13
You can always tell when someone doesn't have a life...
HeyMondayAddict 4
This is the only "first" comment I've seen in a while. I thought people finally got the hint that nobody gave a damn. ):
thejahfox 0
Dump the bitch
boofgall 16
First, get all the money back that she STOLE from you.
n_epic_fail 14
Smart girl, but get your money back op!!
happle 21
If she's willing to steal money, she could be willing to steal more. I would recommend not sticking around to find out.
brendan247 2
I agree
kira_the_boss 1
T-bag her and then dump her. It's the only way
KiwiExchange 16
So harsh. Just talk to her. Maybe y'all can work something out.
YeaSo3 14
There is nothing to work out she aint shit! She is a grown woman she knew what she was doing... Dump her and take her to court! And check your statement a little better
MrsDruidess 23
Does no one else see the issue here? Yeah so she was stealing, that sicks for OP but really OP, why are you leaving your ATM card around and why did you tell her your pin? You hold fault here too. Sorry for your sucky gf but damn boy you need to be a bit smarter
Shleebs 12
That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.
shoopd 19
Exactly this. YDI if you pay so little attention to your bank account to you didn't notice you were paying the full rent amount.
CaptTeemo 10
Well, he obviously didn't find out now did he
fuzz97 23
No, 43, he DID find out, which is the whole point of this story.
burningpassion69 6
Or maybe he just makes that much were he didn't realize right away I doubt it tho
soccerguy2 11
Everytime op was about to look at his bank account, the girlfriend would distract him.
veera_fml 4
@36 OP definitely didn't deserve it! Just because someone isn't paying attention, it's not okay to steal from them. I do agree that it's a little strange that he didn't notice it though.
Spanik 10
Maybe he earns a lot of money and didn't look at the statement for a little while. One account I have I only ever read the paper statement when It comes because not a lot really changes.
CoolBroStory 7
******* women.
icallbullshit 3
Bad.
challan 19
Is this a finish your sentence question? ******* women- is fun. ******* women- makes their boobs shake. ******* women- is not for everyone. ******* women- is better then ******* yourself. ******* women- can result in a pregnancy. ******* women- is something that you'll never do.
mandadarling 10
Challan FTW!
guitarbeast 22
You shouldn't give someone else your account number, even a girlfriend. Though still FYL
crazycatlady5 6
I don't think you understand - by 'take', OP probably meant accepting it to buy a gift for herself or something - I don't know, I'm just a lady with cats. I have no idea how boyfriends and girlfriends behave.
jairolover 25
how do you steal a pin? the cardholder is the one who knows it. people don't keep those things written down, they remember them.
KrazyKatz3 26
Maybe he asked her to get him some money at some point (my parents do that occasionally) or she stood really close at an ATM one time?
KiwiKitten 2
Kick her out if she doesn't stop after confronting her.
uJelly24 1
And also ask for your money back.
ALpein 0
Insert comment about dumping her ass here.
pinky78711 5
Dump that bitches ass
muFilter 19
Insert not-so-witty reply about also dumping the rest of her here.
llamafish 25
No, dump the bitch but keep her donkey!
laden_swallow09 35
Why would you abandon a perfectly well-behaved doggie? :'( Leave that girl in the dust; she's obviously not a woman.
MysticKnight 3
The only logical thing to do is to take your half from her account. You're welcome.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Clever girl. The thing I'm curious about is why you didn't notice this on your bank statements. Maybe I'm just a cheap bastard, but I keep track of every transaction.
cayytee 0
she is a genius.
kieferr 8
No joke. I check my account often. I usually check before and after every purchase. But, if you're making enough money you don't notice then cool.