Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Twin_Uzis 0
Hilarious. My teacher used to do stuff like that to this one guy who always slept in class.
im_da_man 5
u got pwned by a teacher. your life dosent suck, u suck
im_da_man 5
this wouldent happen to be in the bay area in california?
Niftylicious 0
That, my friend, is an open invitation to skip. Your excuse? "I woke up to my mother telling me i was late for the bus. I waited for the bus for like half an hour, but it didnt show. So I walked" Or something else playing along with it
Maggiepie34 0
Win. :D
Stephai 0
If you still had an hour left.. why were the students outside?
giganticbrain 0
So that he would believe the ruse.
p3mguin 7
Read it again until you figure it out, dummy :D
nuttinick 0
lol. r u stupid or something? normal ppl would have looked at the clock and then said "oh shit" and would run.
samiams00 0
#76, the teacher and the class purposely pranked the OP. If they were in their seats, OP probably would have not believed the teacher (hopefully not). By being outside the door, OP thinks class was long over. To OP: YOU GOT PUNKED LOL
loveyabb 0
Aren't classes only an hour? Esp. if you're young enough to be riding the bus.
xScoutx 0
No, actually. At my school classes are an hour and a half. The OP's school is probably the same.
yellowIA 0
Teacher is awesome but I"m mad he wasted instruction time to play a joke.