Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Comments (142)
niccos 0
what's the point of running if you already miss a bus anyway?
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...Scars heal... glory fades And all were left with are the memories made, oh yeah Pain hurts, but only for a minute Yeah life is short so go on and live it Cause the chicks dig it..." And boy, will this ever be a memory to tell some chick on a date :P
Pointy130 0
nice. I've fallen asleep in class before, and it's some of the best sleep you'd ever get.
SemiSweet1181 0
You have anawesome teacher. You'll get over it, kid.
miss_megg 0
Who doesn't love a teacher with a sense of humor? lol
insomniacdude 0
Don't fall asleep in class?
haleygirl142013 0
holy crap!! do u go to brighton?!?!?!?! and did you have ms. Alexander for history or English...bc she just told my class that same story today about a kid who did that and how she tricked him bc he fell asleep in her class..lmao
joy_nash 7
LOL thatll teach ya to sleep in class xD
Nathan727_fml 0
Sounds like you have one awesome teacher.
necomni 0
1. This is hilarious 2. Your teacher's amazing 3. He let you sleep instead of waking you rudely 4. This isn't an FML at all I would have loved to witness something like this