Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Comments (142)
BadOwner 0
i m sooo trying dat on my inglesh clas
TotallyAwesome 0
One time I fell asleep in class. The bell rang and woke me up, scaring me. I fell out of my desk. When I looked around everyone laughed. The girl next to me told me I was snoring. My sleeve was covered in drool. I was a freshman, so I took it especially poorly.
godloveme 0
how funny your teacher are!! how i wish my teacher like that....my teacher is a monster. he want us study at all times....
DameGreyWulf 1
If you missed your bus, not likely you're going to catch it, so rush was nonsensical. Don't fall asleep! Try to take care of yourself so that you don't, mm'kay?
beast92 2
epic! i've had a couple of teachers that i know would do that. I wish I was there :)
Yougin 0
UM....this is the same story that is on Mylifeisaverage.com......TRAITOR!!!
aravol 0
I had a teacher do that to someone once. It was hysterical. Your fault for sleeping without a sense of time, dumbass.
Ninjamasta 0
You still had an hour left? How long are your classes?
applelover1995 0
hahah thats one badass teacher XD
zzalex92 0
LOL I love teachers that play pranks on sleeping students!