Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
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Kitkat2723 33
If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.
Kitkat2723 33
*you’re
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Comments (16)
countrygirl09199 13
If your a teacher, you need to brush up on your grammar.
Kitkat2723 33
*you’re
Kitkat2723 33
If you’re going to advise a person to correct his/her grammar, you should probably use correct grammar yourself.
weaboo 12
LOL ******* hypocrite
Teagan Wells 2
*you're
raven_of_azarath 35
I’m an English major whose also taken several linguistic classes. Outside of formal settings, grammar doesn’t matter linguistically. So technically, OP was right. Now you, on the other hand, seem to need a refresher on contractions.
hpand 5
Muphry's law.
chosha_fml 27
Of course grammar matters. It just matters less.
Glowworm56 27
Guess what, kids? Teachers fart too!
Charlie Given 28
well at least you didn't have to stop the bus and air it out 🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
Does "Pooter Tutor" work as a nickname? Asking for a friend.
raven_of_azarath 35
Or would it be tooter tutor?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Either or. I figured kids would prefer "pooter" as it has "poo" in it. Not literally, but you get my point.
Phil 14
Was it a field trip? Because I'm confused as to why a teacher would be riding the bus with students otherwise.