Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Comments (142)
Ranoona 0
I wish I had your teacher :P
reem2013 0
Wow ! That is smaaaart ! Your teacher is pretty cool ;)
CitizenSnipz 0
Sounds like something MY teachers would do.
awwzobmies2 0
this reminds me of something my photo teacher did to someone that fell asleep in class one. we tied his shoe laces to his chair. the whole class walked out of class and the teacher turned the light off and shut the door very loudly, the whole class stood out side the classroom in the hall way and watched that kid try and stand up and leave the class room... best day in class ever.
Cassie5932 0
Was this in Parkers class? If so it was freaking hilarious
Sniper3000 0
ydi for sleeping in class
this_is_llama 0
Heh, I saw an MLIA about someone's teacher doing this to someone that fell asleep. Might be the same people.
Wgc11 0
Why is this a Fml? Sounds like a harmless prank
Whittrocks777_fml 0
awesometeacher
thejake1997 0
so just pretend that you still thought the buses had left and just leave school.