Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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gabyta 1
ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
lettertjes 0
Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
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Comments (120)
prod324 0
this is a weird FML lol
lettertjes 0
Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
lettertjes 0
It does.
RedPillSucks 33
Does your super powers save you from meeting the big bad wolf? *hi little bunny. I'm so happy to eat,...., to meet you.*
skullbashd 3
I'd spend it all then skydive without a parachute
MegMM 0
LOL. maybe it's not such a bad thing. instead of thinking of yourself boring, you may just be smart. I need to learn from you OP. but I kno with $500,000 I would buy a house an car!!! :P
Sappheyes 0
Make sure you leave enough to pay the taxes, upkeep, and insurance on said house and car.
fyl1009 0
boring like this post
midvinnie 0
that is funny!!!
pandamaddox 0
boring, but well invested. you'll be the wrinkliest old man with a few million to show fer it. :)
NazTfox 0
that's not really am FML
Isamermaid 17
Aww. I'm an economics major. I feel your pain. And I feel all the moneh.... Woo! Moneh!
gabirolon 1
I do t think that's boring, I think that's smart!! pp when they win money tend to blow it away and to me that's a good plan to hold on to ur $$
Shrop 0
not boring at all. smart!
darkmis1 18
You're also smart-instead of blowing all the money on things you don't need, you decided to save it (even if it was a dream).