Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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gabyta 1
ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
lettertjes 0
Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
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Comments (120)
Misguided_Ghost 0
at least you have dreams. = lmfao. I haven't had one in like a million years!
darkmis1 18
Everyone has dreams. You just remember the ones closer to when you wake up though. And I wish I'd have dreams too. I just have nightmares and night terrors.
Levvy 22
Being a boring but intelligent investor isn't really that FML. I'd say it's a good sign.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, that sucks, but there are ways you can spice up your life a bit if you find it too boring. :)
l3allin_all_day 0
I had a dream I was a rich rich drug dealer lol
lito27 0
you're a ******* idiot. stupid fml. go kill yourself.
avarik 0
that's actually pretty smart
sosadrightnow 4
I had a dream my friend's face was a rapist. Just her face.
QueenDani 0
LMAO. wow.
Ipreferbroccoli 0
I don't know why I like this FML so much but I do. It must be the cerebral noise I usually have, deciding between being responsible and having fun. Small steps. Try dreaming about buying pools with water slides. WOOOOOOSHH! And then maybe do something fun in your real life.
bobsanction 18
There's nothing boring about financial security!
WitchQueenLiz 3
No, not boring. Just smart.