Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream about sleeping, which is a dream I have frequently. I’m exhausted even when I sleep. FML
Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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gabyta 1
ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
lettertjes 0
Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
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Comments (120)
SeedlessMe 13
OP- I hear ya- last week I was dreaming about buying new socks! I'm just as fun! hahaha
groundzeromma 8
yep definitely boring
DonFlamingo 0
This was funny.
xobarbienickkxo 4
59 ******* wins!
TJT 0
you ****** in the head an MP3 wow get a real music movie app ete. AN IPOD TOUCH wait even better an IPHONE maybe. A Aston Martin, for u idiots out there that's a super car, again for u idiots who don't know what that is super cars are cars that u know can go over 200 miles an hour go from 0 to 60 in like 3 seconds. and coat between 100,000 to about 1,000,000,000
LilaBear 2
you're an idiot. You can get quality mp3 players without being ripped off by buying an overpriced Apple product. Why the hell would you pay $800* for an iPhone (when you don't need a phone, you just want to play music) or $300* for an iPod Touch when you can get a decent mp3 player for less than $100? *Australian prices
TJT 0
#4 I don't think anybody is that boring of wait there is James May
Ejigantor 0
James May is not boring, he just has a sense of refinement and cares more for luxuries than raw POWERRRRR
joey92fml 0
I've dreamed about going to bed and falling asleep. it was really lame.
Y_E_L_L_O_W 4
NEW ZEALAND IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD SO SHUT UP!!!!!!
DjeePee 25
You deserve it, only because you think that wasting money is cool. Saving isn't boring, it's something more people should do. Just don't forget to live, that's all.
quinnteh 0
^ this.
BakNBitz 0
mabye the most boring... but obviously the smartest with money