Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
ncurtsak 0
sucks bad
goldenone 2
average guy. if you can't handle it date a chick.
imaginaryvoice 18
Well... 1 outta 3 isn't bad. Lol it's pretty bad... Sorry OP
rohosoccer08 1
thst sucks but at least he didn't just keep sleeping with you and not care about you FAFP
iamchuck 0
I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad.....
seanders 10
This guy is the closest thing you find to "sweet" these days. Most would just **** you until one of yous had enough
ey3seecold 0
I'm more like my heart and mind wants u but my penis don't want to hurt u. !
fertie226 1
at least he broke it off instead of cheating...things could be worse
buddybudda 0
haha, well at least he told you honestly and didn't cheat on you. your ex sounds like a good person I think i'm to go get drunk with him, and hit up a club. life is to short not to party.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Ew skype has bad memories for me. Some pervert messaged me and wanted me to skype naked with him. He was like 25. I'm 15. D:
MasterX_fml 0
I thought you were an adult when i saw your pic.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Me? Haha nope :)
rohosoccer08 1
haha half the people on here are kids
littlemissdqgirl 8
it's really sad, but 13 is kinda right. My fiancé was telling me just this morning about a guy that's just f***ing his girl that he's no longer interested in cuz he cant think of a reason to leave her. The not having intrest anymore would be reason enough for me. Be glad you don't have that guy.
jenknee1989 0
that sucks
rohosoccer08 1
huh?^
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
that's sad OP but at least he somewhat cared for you
littleteapot 21
32- maybe that was a hint for you?
tampabayfan 22
lol
Horney4her69 0
it wants what it wants..
iAmLol_fml 0
LOL OMG ROFL BBQ THIS IS HILARIOUS
11colio11 4
Off with his heads!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
sucks bad probably like she does. oooooh
CapnAwesome 11
Is it mean if I actually find that quote funny? :D I also do feel bad for OP.
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
ozkalukaas 0
bow Chicago bow wow
ironwords 8
71 I hope that was a pun. it's chicka
babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Blue_Coconuts 7
Hey one time it really wasn't her and was me. She was in love with me, and as much as I wanted to, I just couldn't fall in love with her, there was just something missing. So I broke it off to be fair to her.
babyteef 0
Well luckily I haven't heard that excuse, but that seems to make you one of the exceptions, coconuts o'Blue. I've used that before too {^ o ^}
littlemissdqgirl 8
I've had the same prob as 8. The guy was really great in every way. I loved him, but wasn't in love with him. I didn't want to hurt him, but I wasn't being fair staying with him. It happens.
iamchuck 0
Nice of him to not want to hurt you. Good guy. He could have douche and just cheated on you.
knibbsy 4
I hope it was a video chat, and he was using visual aids.
Sparkiee93 3
At least he maintained a sense of humor. :)
CODplayer4lyfe 24
A very poetic one at that.
kassie17 0
Look on the bright side, it made us laugh. :D
abbi96x 0
hahahahahahaha thats funny
eazyeeze 0
Tell him- " The world is full of colorful diseases, just waiting for your penis!"
SexiLade22 0
Lk on the Bright side OP.. I'm sure there are many men that have heads, hearts and penis's that want you!!! NO WORRIES! At least your not wasting ur time on a relationship that was going No Where!
babyteef 0
haha I love sexilade for what she did with "look"