Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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iamgoofymovie 0
#11 quit complaining because ur fml's don't get posted...ur being a big baby...
asafetybuzz 0
your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.
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Comments (116)
KurouTenshi 0
so when you're falling did you hear Space Cowboy's Falling Down? cause that would've been epic! then just as the song ends or hits an epic bass line you're just like "whoa! school!" LOL
Paramedicjelly 0
ouch!
spartan_girl 0
at least you finished your exam! haha- I'm sure you were embarrassed, but hey, I bet some people in your class felt a little refreshed after laughing at you during the exam :) To be honest, I always laugh a little at the people around me who are sleeping in class and start drooling or their head starts to tip or something, but never out loud in the middle of class.
maskedman 9
Something like this happened to me awhile ago in school. I dreamt that my teacher was cheating on me by teaching another student. Of course I went into a jealous rage. The crazy thing is when I woke up I was choking a real life actual teacher. It was cool and I laughed it off. Then I grew cornrows, went into the NBA, and became Latrell Sprewell.
Twi_lover_EC 6
LOL Fail!!
adonals 0
awe; lol you should get some more sleep on days that you have exams haha
tradada 0
(likely) YDI for not sleeping enough at home and (probably) depriving yourself of sleep by studying last minute
kales_4 0
Concur; this is more of a MLIA than a FML.
M_Kclift1994 5
MLIA?
lalalalifesucks 0
Hahaha ! that happened to me during a math lecture, i dreamt i was falling then i actually just like jumped in my seat and woke up xD except no one cares 'cause everyone is also normally asleep xD