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sazz Shepperton, United Kingdom

Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick.

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well are you?

Just couldn't let her have a little crumb of happiness, nooo. What kind of weird parent wants to see their kid happy? Ugh what a dick.

At least he thinks you’re attractive enough to get laid. That’s a compliment!

Well. In his defense, the camera adds 20 Lbs. So I heard.

NataXviaggiare 11

what up "friends" lover?

That’s when you should of replied, “No... I’m only 4 months but the twins are growing fast”, as you watched the color drain from his face.