Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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iamgoofymovie 0
#11 quit complaining because ur fml's don't get posted...ur being a big baby...
asafetybuzz 0
your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.
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Comments (116)
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
saranottelling 7
Sounds like something that would happen to me except I would laugh and not make it a "FML moment".
silentfog 0
lol
sixpackripped 0
that happened 2 me 2day 2 lol I got midterms
Jackiess22 0
Eh... not a big deal. everyone has done something like this.
matticus27 14
that happened to me only i was dreaming i was beating up my brother (i know, real nice) and i started pounding the desk lol
lukascepanovic 0
YDI for sleeping through an exam, shame on you!
medfly 2
he slept after finishing it... perfectly reasonable
isitofficial_ 0
BAHAHAHA FAIL XD
koolkat14 0
I can never seem to fall asleep in class
JamaicaBoy 0
it wasn't tht bad
sweetpea129 0
not an fml. just laugh with them. oh the joys of highschool. memories memories.