Today, I hate the job I am in and just want a minimum wage to live through. My dad gave away millions because it's "his money" and I need to put up with entitled male chauvinistic idiots at work. I would only need a fraction of the amount he donated to live peacefully for the entirety of my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while struggling to find a job that will accommodate my disabilities, an acquaintance ranted at me about how nobody wants to work hard, and they have to earn what they get. This chucklefuck works for his father, will inherit a multi-million dollar business, and bought his house from his aunt. FML
Today, my boss refused to increase my wages to the new minimum wage of £12 an hour. He says the quality of my work isn’t worth £12 and if I wanted a raise, he’d see me in employment tribunal. My boss is my dad, it’s a family business. I do 90% of the work while he sits at the bar drinking for free. FML
Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
Today, I've been stuck in a minimum wage job since I was 15. I'm now 22 and I have no idea where I'm going in life. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, the company I work for is now an online company, meaning we work from home. My boss suggested I live with him and I would still get my salary; if I don’t, I will get paid via 3% commissions on systems that barely sell. The worst part of all of this is that every day I get shouted at for nothing. I hate my life. FML
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
Today, my dad called me a "worthless human being", and told me that I'm "better off committing crimes and living life in a prison cell", all because I haven't gotten into the industry I studied for right out of college. I'm currently at a temp job doing accounting. FML
Today, after thinking that if I had a good job I'd be OK, I just started a job making almost 30$ an hour. I still pray for death. FML
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maverick83 15
You hate your job and wish you didn't have to work? I think there's a support group for that. It's called everyone. Kinda sucks your dad could have given that to you and didn't, but you get that your terrible situation is just life for most of us, right?
DLBL 23
Right. OP calls her co-workers entitled male chauvinistic idiots, but I wonder if she's a princess and they're just regular guys who don't worship her. She calls them entitled? Look who's talking.
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maverick83 15
You hate your job and wish you didn't have to work? I think there's a support group for that. It's called everyone. Kinda sucks your dad could have given that to you and didn't, but you get that your terrible situation is just life for most of us, right?
DLBL 23
Right. OP calls her co-workers entitled male chauvinistic idiots, but I wonder if she's a princess and they're just regular guys who don't worship her. She calls them entitled? Look who's talking.
Vesi 30
"Boo hoo hoo my rich daddy won't give me a free ride for life." ? Is this genuinely rage bait? cuz.. dayamn. Reality sucks for a LOT more people than you.