Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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silentblack 0
Who stunk out who?
DocBastard 40
OMG no sex in a whole week??! How do you survive??? No but seriously, it's not very surprising how a funny moment can quickly and easily turn into an intimate moment. Laugh more with your partner, and you'll find you have a lot more sex.
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Comments (107)
abzz90 2
Sooooo..... Who won ?
beesmakewax 3
It's only fun and games until someone accidentally ***** a little in their pants
max_bleu 2
How is this an fml? A week is not bad
HExX_15 2
That's love
angledsphere007 3
How is that intimacy?
hateevryone 15
hahaha that's true love right there. where you're comfortable enough to fart around your partner.
MrsUresti 8
That's nasty OP no wonder he doesn't touch u maybe if u started to act like a lady and NOT fart in front of your husband things would get better.
Miaoudeminou 7
Not all guys want a "lady". I fart, burp, drink beer and do weird things around my boyfriend. Due to conflicting schedules we only have sex 2-3x/week right now. If we had more time together I'm sure it'd be more. I also like tattoos, scarification and I don't shave my legs/armpits in the winter. And OMG guess what!? He wants to marry me. **** that "you must be a lady" b/s.
bagelpie 6
Who won?
nikkij1988 0
Lol!!
Tvolsfan325 13
Whatever works for you I guess