Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Challenge accepted?
stepanek911 1
atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.
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Comments (177)
bitchengucci 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha wow...never should have ripped one in the first place. It's un-lady light haha
partyfool2011 4
Well now she has no choice. He declared war!
SCREAM4meeee 0
Prepare the cannons.
RufusthePenis 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
My girlfriend farts all the time, it's cute.
TheWindowLicker 13
The keyword in the Fml? "accidentally".
ColdplaySucks 18
Everyone loves a good sense of humor right?
bobbycorwen 5
What is unlady light?
bobbycorwen 5
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brianjman14 23
So the OP is to be expected to hold all of her farts in always? What if she spontaneously combusts?
SammiJS121 0
Maybe she couldn't hold it in.?
thatbitch1204 2
My boyfriend wants me to hold them in and go to a different room.
LiyIa_fml 8
I always fart. If you've got it, let it go. :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Girls don't fart, poop, or burp, silly! I thought everyone knew that!
bitchengucci 0
I meant lady like...
destructinator1 0
6-great comment
jwade11 12
Women pass gas and everything else just like men! It's a natural human being thing!!!
bananagrams 9
33- Coldplay absolutely does not suck!
sheethapins 13
63 is right. We fluff.
ScaughtieHolden 11
39, you spontaneously combust from burning calories too fast. Not holding in farts..
ejjamael 5
I would love her for rest of my life :)
maddylovesu 5
BARRIER!!
maddylovesu 5
103- no. i'll se you in shell.
SiriusBlack97 17
Unlady like, you mean?
Rapt0rJesus 0
I can deduct from your nickname and avatar that you are a fat, prepubescent prick.
mule570 3
just dump him or fart in front of him
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
Challenge accepted?
airforce987 20
Not sure if "lucky gas" is a pun intended...or an autocorrect fail...
sillymcjews 0
challenge considered?
GreenAppleDP 0
This totally sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Even if I wasn't the one who farted, he would still declare war. Lol.
jmad29 2
That made me lol at the doctors office.
abcdeghijklmn 0
Have diarrhea and its a nuke you own the world.
imnotonaboat 0
You're just upset that you lost.
808Boyo 4
Battle *****!
ATSViper 15
Damn, you sank my battleshit!
Falalala243 0
Its not an FML, Op ! Sure, its embarassing, but your boyfriends amazing!! Don't find many like them nowadays ;) hahah
Falalala243 0
Sorry i forgot about the rules! FYL Op ;)
stepanek911 1
atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.
soccerguy2 11
Why the hell would you say that?
EnSigne 13
Because it's frickin hilarious? xD Don't get me wrong, WW2 was awful, but....gaschamber + farts...Lol x)
bobbycorwen 5
You're an hero for talking about an historical gas chamber.
DrDilllonReese 12
An hero? That's all I have to say...
HahaYDI 0
48- Lrn2Internet
MisterMichael 9
*a historical gas chamber
sadistmonkey 19
Those not familiar with the meme to begin with would probably assume that it's a mistake before they assume that it's a meme, and rightly so, so the "Lrn2Internet" comment is irrelevant.
postoso 20
Mister Michael You grammar nazi lol
JavIin 0
Guys, an historical can be pronounced like 'an 'istorical'. Maybe he just wants to make his accent visible? :p There was a comment war about this on another fml about the phrase 'an hour'. It's the same kind of situation.
sadistmonkey 19
It actually isn't the same situation as "an hour" because while the h in historical isn't silent in all situations, the h in hour is.
soccerguy2 11
Who won?
Ijas 2
Not the other people in the bunker that's for sure.
abceasyas123abc 12
He sounds like a fun guy. He could've made fun of you or blamed his fart on you but instead he turned the whole episode into something humorous and it wasn't at the expense of anyone else (unless they were really malodorous farts..). Have fun with it!
destructinator1 0
Hes a fungie :D
KMtheDrummer 6
Malodorous... +1
mea_iloveskiing 26
A warning to the people, the good and the evil, this is war :D
30STMlove 0
30 Seconds To Mars **** yes
laxmtl28 6
wilsonnnnn!
mea_iloveskiing 26
Yes, I'm here! :D
Free_Candy 0
It's on o.o
juwood 7
Straight up LOLZ.
LeMoine_fml 8
Your life sounds awesome, not awful!