Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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maph3rs 0
Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??
dphilipson12 0
you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!
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Comments (261)
nordies4 0
wow...... lol fyl
livluvlaff8 0
wow break up with her
Scorpitarrius 0
It could've been Twilight. Still, start datin some college girls or something before you lose your sanity.
mfmylifesrsly 30
what is she? 13?
smashleighfig 0
ahahah wooah wait..how old is this chick? You deserve it for dating someone who loves the jonas brothers hah
3DLoli 0
DROP THE HAMMER NAO.
chromeLegend 0
She's either really old, or really young.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#7 is so right. You didn't know she was Jo Bro ho before then? At least you got some.
kaynorr 9
that sux
AllieKat16 0
hahaha!! awesome
GeoThermalSleuth 0
THEY HAVE A JONAS BROTHERS DOG NOW!?
KyleSays1 0
fyl
reyemrein 0
Stop molesting little girls. Problem solved.
subMortal7331 0
LOLOLOLOLOOLLOL
jayjaysmokerson 0
Jo bro ho!!!! lmfao!!!! never heard that. heh Jo bro ho, yeah the Jo bros suck you should stop torturing that little girl and get a better life. still fyl anyway.
Jrook 0
yeah 13 year old gf or younger... much much younger. 8th grade girls that like Jonas brothers DONT have sex.
TheRipper_fml 0
Blackberry1993, you have no idea what you're talking about. I've never met anyone over the age of 12 that likes those idiots.
ny1996 0
youre awesome
TheRipper_fml 0
BTW, YDI for having sex with a little girl.
stuffy25 0
i wish there was a jobro dog
Samir30Days 0
they're * idiot.
TheRipper_fml 0
You're taking my statement too literally. OBVIOUSLY there are going to be people of all ages that like those clowns, but you said MOST of their fans are 16-25 and that is false.
ImaginaryFoe 1
* a Jo Bro ho
LMA0 5
This might as well be my girlfriend. Haha.
blueeyes24 0
sure they might have some older fans but most people (at least normal people) over the tween stage don't go so far as to decorate their entire room and apologize to their virgin eyes!
PedoBearSaysYES 0
at least u got some now can I hab her number? P;
dave666_fml 0
lol that's f'ed up and you should yell her that the Jo bros are gay with each other
yoourface 0
ew, ydi for dating a 13 year old.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Do you guys watch Greys Anatomy together with other couples and wear purity rings? Just don't anger Mr. Mouse.
TapeMan_3000 0
ydu for being apparently a child molester and dating a 11 year old. no offense but if she is over the age of 15 dump her that's redicuilous. and to the guy that said 8th graders don't have sex.... you be suprised at how quickly our seociety has degraded itself to such low levels of morality. you are lucky you didn't go to my school.
loveydoveybitche 0
@7 you'll be surprised at how many "college" girls are into twilight. pretty disturbing if you ask me! the OP's situation is ridiculous though. Fyl hopefully she was just messing around. either way she sounds young too young
fits138 0
126- ftw! lol by the looks of your default I think you'd be interested in the anti team. you should check us out... www.theantiteam.com
schnitzel5 0
haha their not pure; just gay.
MissRachieee 3
So what? I'm a JoBro Ho. Big ******* deal! I'm 18 and I LOVE them AND I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER! At least you got some, some crazy obsessed Jonas fans might take obsession too far and be pure like them...but then again, there's nothing wrong with be pure; saving yourself for someone you love. And no, I can't relate to anything about being pure. Cause I lost my virginity at age 15. Yeah, yeah, call me a *****. As if I care.
pepper3434 0
Nick, from the Jonas Bros, only dates certain girls to make them think he loves them, and then he persuades them to sign a contract for a music tour. After they sign the contract he then dumps them, and the girl can't do anything about the contract she signed. Has anyone else caught onto this? Or am I the only one?
cbensky 0
nooo....he hasnt been on tour with selena or courtney.....just miley, but it was her tour, soooo.....
ElMarkino 0
47 you aré my hero
pepper3434 0
Nick, from the Jonas Bros, only dates certain girls (that are usually singers), so he can get a music tour contract written up that the girls sign. After it is signed, he then dumps them. Because of the contract they cannot get out of the music tour. Has anyone else caught onto this? Or am I the only one? But in other words the OP deserves it for molesting children.
MrMaD_fml 2
pfft, who cares dude, you got some ass. next time, make her blow you and have her turn around and swallow your nut in front of the posters.
thirdbase1733 0
I think 4
Astroman129 7
All FML's like this either don't matter or the OP deserves it. Why? If you truly love her, you would look beyond the Jonas Brothers stuff and see her as you first loved her. If you don't love her, you deserve it for playing her. I personally think you deserve it.
reyemrein 0
And if he decides to look beyond the posters and continue to love her, Chris Hansen will walk into the room, take the fuzzy pink handcuffs that were on the ground, and send him off to a place where he will be the one who is molested (prison).
SeasonalAffair 0
I bet yer a pedophile.
nomoresunshine 0
fml for knowing you still got turned on while pictures of the jonas brothers stared you down. I don't know whose creepier.. you or your girl..
Ouroboros_fml 0
Either that's an incomplete sentence, or you meant to use te word "they're." PLZLRN2ENGLISH,KTHXBYE!!!!!!!!¡!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!!
ttrplayer 0
YDI for having pre-marital sex. Wait until your married!! :). Now go do your homework!
tyheron 0
YDI for not doing her in the kitchen. I doubt she has any posters there.
Shell02 0
umm find a new gf..
shockedface 0
my sister is 11 and she says that almost everyone over 9 in her school hates jonas brothers
DGross 8
:-D @177 Finally a girl who isn't obsessed/ mind controlled by them... you win a cookie :-)
summerdaze316 0
I don't even think 13 year olds like them anymore
FMLydiLOL 0
I have. My best friend
RayleighMax 0
those guys ruin everything!!! >=O rofl
jossiegregg 5
um wow!! well if that's what was on her wall then you guys are way too young to be having sex anyways!!! haha
goldenone 2
they're*
BlueJeans2626 0
omfg
M4V3R1CKR13 0
ydi for molesting a 13 year old
supremelyf_ed 0
ummmmmm, not... it's there idiot
nolasaints 0
is she oneof those slutty 7 year olds?
rescueLove 0
#38 win
baby_val 0
yea furreal
Jordna 0
My girlfriend has to deal with Marilyn Manson posters in my room XD
DavidCooksAngel 0
honey, you know it was in your room. tell the turth you know you have the fetish with the Jonas brothers.
niesenator 0
What are you dating a twelve year old? Jonas Brothers suck.
mikaelap14 3
haha 126 south park :P
Gumblebum100 0
@244 haha sorry but u said 'tell the turth' that just made me giggle so I thought I'd point it out. have any of u guys thought that this FML could be fake?? that's a pretty easy thing to make up don't ya think
chrissirhc987 0
jonas brothers=flame on
Str3amingcolors 0
indeed.
Goo2 0
Just be happy your are getting laid. Who cares about the latent homosexual jonas brothers
amberceleste 0
wow is ur gf 12??
CristinaRose 0
yeah at build a bear
RaeBerrie 0
at least she doesn't like Justin bieber;)
asp2214 0
I guess you don't meet many girls...
raghavfyl 0
well maybe u shud fringle ur pringle n mingle to tringle and even bingle fo shizzle ma nizzlle ima be bak in two grizzle
DarkWaffle 0
OHMYGOD...that sound just like me and my gf....except we're still virgins :(
fmlwinnn 0
um how old is she, OP?
TheFection 0
I resent that!! I have NEVER liked the Jo Bros and when some of my friends did, it was 5th grade
fmyluff 7
No way man, he deserved it for sleeping with a 12 year old.
raghavfyl 0
she obsessed fyl
tinkerbell1357 0
#9 13 isn't a bad age... I'm 13 and Im not obsessed wit the Jonas bros... then again I absolutly LOVE Justin Bieber !!!!!!!
mtc4ever 0
@68 you're not helping yourself in the situation at all
aricTB 0
ur digging a deeper hole 68
rosamond_fml 0
disgusting... absolutely dusgusting
DemonChicken 0
wow ydi for doin it with a 12 year old
eaglesfan365 0
what is she like 11
fmlwinnn 0
um how old is she, OP? I'm 15 and I hate them...
jayjaysmokerson 0
Jesus, f her life. at least you got some sex?
enormouselephant 15
If she's too young for the clock, she's too young for the ****.
narcoticjunkie 0
what a dumb bitch...
dphilipson12 0
you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!
maph3rs 0
Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??
Kurliez408 32
my exact thoughts
DamnedSeraph 0
are you telling me she didn't fantasize about the pure-virgin-tools?
smileanyway 0
Haha, Im a fan of the Jonas Brothers and all but that's weird. If she thought it would 'bother' her posters, why not his house?
AliceC_fml 3
I was like FYL BEFORE I read the part about her apologizing to her posters. oh my gosh. ur gf has a serious problem... get het some help for her addiction. like NOW.
Craw25 0
little young isn't she? dumbass ydi
exquisite 0
You both are way to young to be having sex
amazinggbaby 2
She could be a weird older chick.
TheRipper_fml 0
It's grammar, you idiot. FAIL.
mtc4ever 0
LOL
paperisuseful 0
if they're able to have sex then obviosly they're not
strandedinalimo 0
Cause that's good logic hahaha
maddmaddieee 0
i love the Jonas Brothers!!!!!! :DD
vjj 0
FYL
smashleighfig 0
you're retarded.