Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML
Today, I tried to introduce myself to the stray cat outside my house. As it turns out, this cat is very friendly. He got up and started climbing on my shoulders like a parrot, sniffing me everywhere. Then I sneezed and he fell, scratching my back and neck very badly as he did so. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, after days of nasal congestion, I stifled a sneeze. It went out my nose, blowing out a massive spray of green gunk, streaked with blood. This happened at a meeting, splattering the table in front of me with green bloody mucus. The other attendees looked horrified and one ran to vomit. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
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Top comments
stronghand0331 17
The best line is, "My cat was comforting me." I wish my cat comforted me like that. Selfish little jerk!
RedPillSucks 33
Did you throw up on the cat?
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Comments (101)
meghabyte 0
gross!
lm27 5
some cocaine oughta get the smell out
anorexicbarbie 8
Thanks 11.
iSitt 0
vicks vapor under your nose
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
cats don't have the capacity for compassion. they are conniving, pretentious, snobby and most importantly cough up fur balls. this was it's plan to make you suffer whilst it grows stronger from your discomfort and pain.
MrFerret 0
Happened to me a couple weeks ago. I also ate jalepenos that day :(
GiddyXD 0
^ wow.
MakowskiBro 0
tiger balm would work good.
marinus_fml 20
As long as the taste is gone out if the nasal cavity you're all good!
Shiamah 0
um people can't taste with their nose...just thought I'd toss that out there.
marinus_fml 20
Actually, people do indeed taste with their nose. Ever had a cold or blocked nose and can't taste food properly? Do some research before you post something. Better yet, don't post.
rockyraccoon28 8
dang it, marinus, you beat me to saying that.
Shiamah 0
the nose only assists with taste. and also I was simply pointing out that the comment sounded off so no need to insult ppl.
maphineRAWRS 10
it's like this one time, I had like biscuit things called Ritz, and I was eating them but my friend had a REALLY powerful smelling banana, abd I smelt it and then the Biscuits tasted a little bit like banana. it was gross :)
fckmefcknhard 1
your the ******* one insulting asshole! stop going around the ******* world correcting people like your such a genius!
DocBastard 40
Wow...seriously, cool your jets, friend. That's a hell of a way to make a first impression. But while I'm at it... You're* insulting,* Stop* you're* Sorry, I couldn't help it. I feel dirty.
bamagrl410 31
Ugh stupid app didn't post my comment. It's having one of those days I guess. Is anyone other than me wondering how it managed to reach the nasal cavity? I didn't know that was possible. I mean, yea it happens with drinks, but that's because you're in the process of swallowing it.
stronghand0331 17
The best line is, "My cat was comforting me." I wish my cat comforted me like that. Selfish little jerk!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
it's okay you probably have friends. considering op's only means of comfort is their cat I wouldn't be jealous.
UAintGotNoSkillz 6
EWwwWw. :O
gusgus36 5
wow that sucks. I didn't even know that was possible... that's disgusting
anorexicbarbie 8
I'm pretty sure that if you tilt your head forward too much when throwing up it can come out of your nose too.
sloppyflow 1
every time I throw up I'd get alil tiny bit of em out of my nose too. doesn't that happen to u?
marinus_fml 20
I usually get it out if my nose too.
Hannerzzz 0
oh yummy, haha.
logan_3416 13
Same
RedPillSucks 33
Did you throw up on the cat?
AAShah 0
Allergic to p*ssies?
marylovesyou8D 7
lol. :D
iheartglasses 0
Nasty animals...
Myskittlesaregay 0
Hahha Aww, You should be happy you're cat tried to comfort you, My cat wouldn't give a freak -.- Should have thrown up on the cat though :/
BloodyHeel 8
*your
Myskittlesaregay 0
*Your, Sorry my google chrome 'corrected' that :)
MissLizWolf 8
I bet you blew chunks on your cat, didn't you?