Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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syedlink27 0
that's why you verbalize most everything you do until they tell you to stop.. I'd prolly fail you too. if I was staring that badly at your nice, inviting, delicious *******, some other driver would prolly be staring too and crash. "You're sooo Dangerous." you should put caution tape on your car so people are aware. and btw, I hope you drive a vehicle with a lot of windows.. did you know you could make this world a better place by flaunting your breasts. Men will live longer, have less stress, and be wanting to devour their women more. kudos to women like you. when it comes to women it's like art; I never hate, I appreciate
Numbar_Foar 0
#60, what you just said makes NO sense at all. First, you said you would fail her for the soul reason that she's a woman and has boobs, and a man with lack of self-control would stare at her chest and crash. Then, you said you HOPES she shows off her boobs when she drives because it will make your penis happy, and relieve men's stress/make them live longer, completely contradicting what you had JUST said: "some other driver would prolly be staring too and crash". Finally, you go onto say you enjoy women with big breasts by making them feel uncomfortable and in danger while you're staring at them. Stop thinking with your penis, jackass.
maskedman 9
Just in time for breast cancer awareness month. How convenient.
Elendil_fml 10
You should have flashed him some nipple. instant pass!
sk3l370n 0
he obv wanted to see you again..
Numbar_Foar 0
Yes, let the perverted comments from perverted teenage boys who know virtually nothing about women begin. I love how most of the commenters on here fail to note, the OP is probably UNDER the age of 16.
nemzilla 2
OP's from the UK, so she'd be 17 at the youngest.. >.>
5t3ff1k4h 47
She might already be fit enough that there's nothing much to burn. It's possible to be tiny framed, muscular, and still have big boobs.
jhaygood 0
He probably failed you so you'd come back again and he could stare at your chest some more.
Jerzyginger74 0
I have big (
Tempuser117 2
Big what? Big fail?
alexFYL 11
I missed two things I know I did because my tester was too busy chatting it up about his college days in Boulder, CO (He asked where I'm from - I said Denver) to pay attention to his job. I didn't signal before merging? LOL I sure as hell did. I didn't look before merging? Considering that is one of my sticky points to driving, I sure did. I cut the corner too tight? WTF is too tight? I didn't go over any curbs or lines if that's what you mean. Ahole.
gigilvrs6 0
At least you know you have some good ones ;)