Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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Comments (172)
GTmustang07 0
well u weren't watching the road if you kept seeing him stare at ur boobs. just saying lol
agblud 2
haha nice catch I didn't even catch that
Hgielad_720 0
Boobies!
Lakid1812 0
Lol
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
( . Y . )
Hgielad_720 0
Haha ;)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
=p
corndoguy321 0
54- you are a genius
DaemonSadi 0
#18 has a point. if you was watching the road, how would you catch him looking at your chest?
evilhobbitofdoom 4
You do realize that you have to have peripheral vision in order to drive, right? It's possible to notice boob oglers while looking at other things. Especially if she has to turn her head to look both ways at an intersection.
noeryu 1
YDI for have a big chest
stevenmx86 8
That's what you get for trying to effect the results of your test by hanging your toys out..
Numbar_Foar 0
You're an asshole. Grow a pair.
ktbird 0
This and the lack of back problems are the only reasons I enjoy having a small chest.
Tempuser117 2
Bah, there are more reasons than just those two. You can run unhindered, you can wear lower cut shirts and still not come across as hoochie. Your nerve endings are closer together which... moving right along... And some guys prefer different sizes.
Nena713 0
FYL!
FYLDeep 26
That's what you get for posting a FML that doesn't start with "Today,". Wait... nevermind, it was there all along. I just didn't notice the first time since I was distracted by your chest.
tencentsakiss 19
Hahahaha. Win.
MisterAmazing_fml 0
should have shown more cleavage maybe you'd have passed
Boomshadow 3
Need to see more evidence.
Plipp 0
HAHA
lavs3 0
Agreed