Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or dress more like a hoochie if she wants to pass tests.
madarchod 0
then tell him to look at ur eyes when he is staring at ur boobs telling him that u are properly doing everything
iceman26 0
it really simple. those people look for the smallest things to fail you on because then it forces you to come back and pay again. chance are you'll go to the same place because no one will fail you twice in a row. it's always about the money first, then sex.
CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
nibawan 0
guys will look no matter what
USAF_girl 3
haha " Ain't nothing but a hoochie mama!" haha i haven't heard that in a whole minute. lol
Astral_Demigod 0
Boo ******* hoo.
seanders 10
YDI for having a chest.
codeman4543 0
may be should have shown more and you would have passed. be a dirty ***** all men like it
zp5 4
well he is the examiner ;)
Numbar_Foar 0
You mean dirty men who do bad things and don't appreciate women for what they are like it. REAL men treat a woman with respect, they don't treat her like a sex toy.
DanielleSaysHell 0
no the gay ones.
iampunk 0
Danielle knows what's up.
sjuniorg 3
what if they wanna be treated like sex toys???
bauerd 0
91 I can see down your shirt!
chewycaq 0
91 has nice **** ;)
kratos1586 0
im sorry what did u say? i was too busy staring at ur chest ^_^
chillpill 0
hey #73, ur gross. and some guys actually would rather look deeply into a pair of dazzling eyes then see a girl dressed like a ***** and look at her boobs all day. just something to think about before u go lookin like an asshole all over the Internet...
GLfootball85 1
nice ****
johnsonvillecity 0
don't lie chillpill
alex0689 1
she wants you to
TehGirreth 0
72, agreed.
SeaMen 3
82 "for WHAT they really are" subconciously you're just like every man...
Radi0activ3 15
Preach!
starile 20
Minus points for your big boobs!
Numbar_Foar 0
#31 - The fact that a woman with bigger breasts has more trouble breast feeding (Boobs aren't made for men to look at, the only reason women have them is to feed their child. In case you didn't know.), since she poses a higher risk of suffocating her child MIGHT have something to do with it :)
aardvarkish 17
84, what purpose do full lips, a six-pack, and high cheekbones have?
spiritfang11237 16
signs of fertility and health. :)
greenset001 0
take or as a complement
yummybom 1
i think i passed my driving test BECAUSE he was staring at my boobs.. and i was wearing a regular tshirt. how creepy is that?
sweet_candy_ 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have wore a shirt that covered them.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Seriously though, I could have a high-necked sweater on and some men would still look. OP might've been wearing modest clothing and the bloke was just pervy.
tencentsakiss 19
Yea, I agree with 12. I dress pretty modestly and still had a guy stare at my chest all last semester in one of my classes.
tencentsakiss 19
I did yell at him actually.
tencentsakiss 19
owww my brain hurts.
tencentsakiss 19
30 posted as a reply to the wrong comment.
tencentsakiss 19
Yea, this was pretty excessive. I wasn't the only one that noticed.
Smokering 0
A lot of things are "natural", but still inappropriate. It's "natural" to be nicer to attractive people than homely ones, but that doesn't make it OK. In this context, "looking" was CLEARLY out of line - the guy's job relied on him watching the OP's driving skills, which he failed to do because he was staring at her breasts. That definitely crosses the line into perverted. OP, could you register a complaint with his superior? They might let you retake the test, or at least reprimand the guy for being creepy and incompetent.
movie141 0
don't cover them!!!!
JordeeChristina 0
uh, dont you think thats what she did ? you cant just go out w. out a shirt.
THESTONEDDUDE 13
shit you should have told him he would have seen you look if he wasn't being a perv, and asked for his manager!!!
thatonename 7
Sure he was... Keep telling yourself that. How would you know he was starring if you checked the intersection?
chris13174 0
point!!!
jvillan87 5
lol...agreed
mintcar 10
How unprofessional.
zemo999 0
I wanted to write a witty reply, but I'm busy staring at those wonderful boobs of yours... @@ ^ <>
gigilvrs6 0
Are you OP's driving instructor?
Dimercurio 1
I find it amusing that you post this while having a picture that is pretty much a pure cleavage shot.
hahaalolz 0
dude, ur like in ur 40's, she looks like she's bout 18. pedo.
Ibogaine 0
Most people need a little practice on pulling out, that's why I always use protection.
BlackMoon_fml 9
Maybe she let her puppies hang out of the cage hoping that would get her to pass her test, eh?
TurboTalon 0
Haha backfire.
mrahhhhh 21
He was thinking of another kind of pulling out ;). FYL for not passing due to a horny instructor.