Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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Comments (172)
evilshade 0
You should f**k him and pass the test
tdurden 0
I didn't check the junction before pulling out either, now my girl is pregnant FML.
doxie4144 0
Sorry about the test. Congrats on your boobs. They will get you further than any car anyway.
Crysta_fml 3
Tell that to his boss, insist you're allowed to take the test again but with another instructor for that reason. Kudos on having nice ****.
1kings67 0
sounds like an excuse...why are you watching the trainers eyes when you should be watching the road
MissHeart 0
how did you know he was staring at your chest if you were looking at the road? :o
T552 12
When you're at a junction, you turn your head to look both ways, so whilst she was checking, she could probably see the examiner staring.
aardvarkish 17
You people genuinely believe "staring at my chest" means "I have nice big breasts"? May she had something very entertaining on her modest T-shirt. Or maybe he was not really staring, but searching.
akwes 0
is that ur opinion or his that he was looking at ur chest
stubby84 0
right likely excuse how would you know if he was or wasnt looking? that would mean you weren't paying attention while driving
HunterAlpha1 8
can anyone here say "sexual discrimination suit"