Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (172)
bt2breakskn 0
sounds like he wants you back for another test. XD
sk8erd 15
ur examiner fails at his job... yet I don't blame him
Sparx1_1 16
Make a formal complaint against the tester and then go take the test again and request a female for the re-test. They get away with this crap cuz everyone is afraid to complain. And for all you 12 year olds in here: like them all you want, but try to act like an adult about it. Comments like this are the reason none of you have girlfriends.
twitch851 9
no the fact that they are 12 year olds with no life does that
1personinthiswor 0
Or just 12.
myrakaru 1
If everything else was correct by You, then write a letter that examinator attention was not there where it supposed to be at the moment and thats not Your fault. Do it and there won't be so many victims like You. :) Next time grab his look upwards or lower yourself there where his look is? :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP is not a god or a goddess, therefore "you" should not be capitalized.
twitch851 9
WIN
Lakid1812 0
the way I see it is of he was staring at your boobs then he would have passed the good ones. if yours aren't nice enough to persuade a pervert then he wouldn't won't to look at all. so no he wasn't your just way to full of yourself.
MasterOfTheXP 2
he wants you to do the test again :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cover your **** up, then. Geez.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Apparently, the FML community doesn't like sarcasm.
aardvarkish 17
Well, 110, I love sarcasm.
RedPillSucks 33
I think it takes more than one small mistake (barring an accident or some other serious stuff) to fail the test. To those of you saying she was not dressed modestly enough, unfortunately, with some guys it really doesn't matter. I've seen women in full burka get gawked at. Women shouldn't need to get a double mastectomy in order for a guy to control themselves.
TheCountess 4
I'm surprised this wasn't pointed out right away. A single mistake like the one described in this FML scenario is most likely not sufficient grounds for the examiner to fail the OP; I would imagine that her failure is a reflection of her own driving abilities and instead of taking responsibility for the failure, she's trying to blame it on someone else. That being said, there are definitely a lot of perverted and creepy people out there, so I suppose it's still possible that she was unfortunate enough to encounter one of them - I just find the scenario I posed to be more likely.
audgepodge1987 0
that obviously isnt the only reason youd failed