Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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Comments (172)
numnut 3
Just be grateful.... in South Africa you HAVE to bribe the officers or you DON"T PASS at all!!!!!!!!!!! and the waiting list to do your test again????? 3- 5 months!!!!
travisrocker 0
today, you failed your writing test.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No. DRIVING test. It's not the written part of attaining the license if she's already in the car practicing driving, moron.
Numbar_Foar 0
Really, dude? Really? You're just sad. How could she not notice? Everyone can see when somebody is staring at them from the corner of their eye. I'm sure if a perverted man was staring at some poor teenage girl's chest, she would notice. It's not hard to notice when a man is making un-wanted advantages. If you weren't in her situation, you wouldn't know. Stop being a dumb ass.
Mana21 0
# 80 You just can't drive, that's why you have to attempt to bribe the officials, and that's why you FAIL...
T552 12
Make a complaint against him. Sure you can't prove anything, but if you let them know about it they might give him a warning. Hey if enough people complain about him they're gonna have to do something about it. It's probably not the first time he's done it. Don't let that perverted bastard get away with it.
TheOtherNewest1 6
The internet is yours.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Ya but they don't want to marry it...
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
That was a reply to the guy who basicly said to let it all hang out cuz guys like it.
BillNyeTheUSspy 0
you were looking at him, he was looking at your boobs, and your boobs had their eyes on the road
DanyD 0
haha well at least you got nice boobs!