Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
They see you rollin'... 'Cause you fallin'... that kitten tryin' to catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured.
todo350 0
****. You.
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Comments (81)
thrice643 7
That's why you shouldn't have a cat...
todo350 0
****. You.
MasterOfTheXP 2
u. mad?
volleyballchick9_fml 0
u r totally right
starile 20
Why are you so clumsy?
mintcar 10
Hahaha, that sucks.
DrAwesome 6
They see you rollin'... 'Cause you fallin'... that kitten tryin' to catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured. Trynna catch you gettin' injured.
Hgielad_720 0
Hahahahaha, that's pretty funny.
LuckyMeeeeee 0
LMAO IMG YOU JUST MADE MY DAY IDK YOU BUT ILY
emogiggles 0
That's funny as ****
DrAwesome 6
Can't let you do that, Triumvirate.
DrAwesome 6
:D
sweet_candy_ 17
I hope you didn't hurt anything the second time down :)
Ibogaine 0
Damn, that must be one fat pussy. On a serious note, you must have horrible balance.
mrahhhhh 21
Thank you FML. Thanks for all the stories of pets ******** everywhere, pissing everywhere, attacking their owners, destroying owner's property, and just being a pain in the ass. You have helped me make the decision to never own a pet larger than a goldfish. Seriously.
BlackMoon_fml 9
WTF. Either you A) have the balance of a drunk collage ***** or B) you own a big ass cat.
tencentsakiss 19
Oooooo, or maybe they have a pet tiger.
RedPillSucks 33
Or a big drunk college pussy (cat).
MissErikaHart 0
collage *****?
tencentsakiss 19
It's someone who does a lot of collages, I assume.
lost_at_heart7 0
why couldnt it hav been both...lol
Hgielad_720 0
Lmao. That made my day :)
RS1322 0
omg, same! XD
Hgielad_720 0
Haha, no way! :)