Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.
SwtCherryPie 26
maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you
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Snookums 0
you deserve it for wearing slutty clothes to a driving test
ladyvader401 5
That's BS. 99% of my shirts don't show any cleavage at all, and obnoxiously enough, guys still stare at my boobs constantly. Who says it's her fault?
biskitbukit 7
You don't know, you assume.
rmay916 0
just remember to ask for a different examiner...that's y he failed u....so he can hav another look see
flickrus 0
hahaha wow i'm surprised he didn't pass you then
yummycupcakegirl 0
Well, guys will be guys.
MyFirstKiss 0
im sorry but i LMFAO!!!!!!!!
angel55033 12
yea right
x0stephbaby 0
So shouldn't he have passed you?
Samyy27 0
they make these things called..... turtlenecks..?
5t3ff1k4h 47
No one looks good in a turtleneck.
pwnedl0l 5
look good.. driver's license.. look good.. hmm. such a hard decision.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Are you implying that OP (along with everyone else) should have worn a turtleneck just for their license? As long as this wasn't a super revealing shirt, and yes, there's a chance it was, but there is also a chance it wasn't, then there shouldn't be a problem. Also, who would want a picture where it looks like their head's floating around in space? *side note: I'm sorry this is so poorly written. I haven't had my coffee yet.
pwnedl0l 5
no. i'm implying that she should go BACK with a turtleneck, or less revealing clothing like a sweater. maybe then her cleavage won't be stared at by perverts at the DMV. there is a chance it wasn't, yes, but there is a chance it was. your statement got neither of us anywhere. my picture was actually taken by a poor quality webcam, and it was dark, if you really want to know.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Omg. I wasn't even talking about your picture... turtleneck = head appears to be floating around in space because the neck isn't seen. Please learn to read. Thanks.
pwnedl0l 5
*sigh* you never clarified as to what you were speaking of, so please don't tell me to read things which aren't there. now that i know what you are talking about, why the hell does it matter how you look? maybe you should learn that floating heads aren't relevent to the conversation of "examiner examining chest instead of driving skills." *facepalm* as i've said before, it doesn't matter how you look, you're going to the DMV. half of the people there don't look proper. get your facts straight, actually clarify them, then we'll talk. sorry for not being a fashion designer, i just get that question a lot more than you would think :
5t3ff1k4h 47
My facts are straight and it's blatantly obvious who I was referring to. You aren't wearing a turtleneck, which is the article of clothing we were talking about. Your head does not look like it's floating around in space, does it? I haven't been on your profile, as you can see by clicking your profile and looking at your recent visitors. So, of course I'm not talking about you. Relax a little and don't be so sensitive towards a comment that wasn't even about you.
pwnedl0l 5
if you would read, i told you, i didn't know you were refering to turtlenecks. since the statement was just so out of the blue. i just explained MY mistake is all, i wasn't being sensitive.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I did read. Did you see the statement I made (rather... the apology I made) in the same post as I mentioned the turtleneck the first time? Didn't think so. Why are you still going on about this?
pwnedl0l 5
well, i didn't assume you were apologizing for the vagueness. i reply as long as the other person replies. it's common courtesy. and respectful. you know about that, right? "didn't think so," either.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Don't assume. Anyway, I've been responding to you too, haven't I? So that makes me courteous in your eyes. Too bad having an attitude doesn't make a person courteous.
Anikaaaaa 31
if you're wearing a turtleneck, the seatbelt still goes right over your boobs, which separates them. this would still mean the guy could have been staring. it's not her fault, whatever she was wearing, it was his job to pay attention.
elainelovesyou 7
Well.. It's obvious he wants you to come back for another test.