Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
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RiiOT09 9
That's a crappy birthday present.
MisterMuffinz 13
The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors. It's the only way! Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
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Comments (124)
SammySteel 6
I know it sucks to lose a pet, but get your mother to buy you a new one since it is your birthday after all :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Depends. If the op cares about her rabbit, then it would be hard to 'buy' another one.
Enslaved 38
I agree with A_Teen. The OP may need time to morn over the loss of a beloved pet. Just replacing the rabbit could insult the OP's feelings he/her had for the rabbit.
TheDrifter 24
It's a rabbit. They're a food product. It's not like op lost a long living, interactive, intelligent pet like a cat or dog, just a fluffy, personality deprived bowl of stew in waiting. Did I mention how much I love rabbit stew?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Did I forget to mention that IT'S A DOMESTICATED PET THAT THE OP CARED, not food? Don't you think how depressed the op is that her pet was run over by her mom, on her birthday? Even more since little twats here are telling her to eat it?
Savra_fml 17
# 49, in some cultures dogs are considered as food. If you had a dog & it died, you first reaction would be to eat it? Rabbits can interact & show intelligence, especially if the owner takes the time to interact with them.
Enslaved 38
Fun fact: The phrase, "The rabbit died," came to be a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test. ***Sorry to hear about your pet. FYL
ThorneCrossed 9
She didn't just.. Clean it up or something?
mcerin 10
Aweh. ): I hate when I see dead animals. Your mom SUCKS for leaving it there.
megan_lovee 0
I feel bad for the rabbit):
fmlist99 0
well, Your mum a-rabbit sneaky!!
chuksnwali 34
what does that mean?
perdix 31
Is your mom Glenn Close?
Enslaved 38
If she was, she would have cooked the rabbit. (:
perdix 31
Glenn Close is a very versatile actress. I'm sure she wouldn't let herself get typecast as a bunny-boiler, but would, as an artist, explore a variety of methods of rabbit murder.
inomcocks 0
Well at least bunnys cost like 5 dollars. It probably cost more to wash the blood of your moms car.
thebluewizard 14
I'm sorry... but ... your mom's reaction was hilarious. XD
tedyesca 0
i laughed. sorry, happy bday.