Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
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RiiOT09 9
That's a crappy birthday present.
MisterMuffinz 13
The only possible solution is to kill your mother with hot boiling water and scissors. It's the only way! Trust me, I'm a psychiatrist.
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Comments (124)
GRRSOM 7
Don't you just hate stories about people running animals over?
SirSquishyPants 1
No, when I'm driving I usually aim for them, unless it's a dog
jwade11 12
64 you're a dick!!!!!!!!
indianguyinuk 12
wasn't her fault she couldn't have seen such a small animal in the driveway
ohSNAPyall 27
But then she sped off and left OP to find the dead pet on his/her birthday.
ThatLooksSticky 16
Happy birthday! We're having rabbit stew.
instnt1nfction 17
Doesn't roadkill taste refreshing, rabbit carcass just makes me have a foodgasm.
Feklfekl2222 32
"Happy" birthday!
jwade11 12
18--is that a real cat that someone colored or dyed the hair on? That's extremely messed up and unhealthy for the cat!!
Feklfekl2222 32
A) cats have fur not hair B) I googled it and it was done by a professional pet salon for a cat equivalent of crufts
mojobanks 8
Sorry to hare that.
skata 4
an original pun... I'm in awe
BballHottie34 9
Poor Rabbit. Bad birthday
JinxosGirl87 0
"Hoppy" birthday! Perhaps she panicked and drove to the pet shop to replace the poor rabbit. It would have been a good idea to bury the other one so you didn't notice...
Liimitless 6
Well happy birthday!
Scands_59 14
So Bunny Chow for dinner then? It's good...lol
BballHottie34 9
I hate lol
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Your mom sucks. I know it was an accident, but she should have stuck around or at least called you to explain what happened.