Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML
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yodas0da 12
hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)
s0m3guy2010 21
He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.
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Comments (120)
NotSuchAFunTime 9
That video is of me. Your welcome..(;
isitinmybedroom 11
i really doubt that
s0m3guy2010 21
1- You mean you are on death row waiting on the electric chair? You're handling this pretty well.
Jammy01jams 2
It wad probably worth it for Queen!
blackheart24 10
It seems worth it to me... Bohemian Rhapsody is a freaking hit. Plus, Freddy Mercury was a genius sooo I think we can all agree that op's injury was worth it :)
white16sox 19
**you're and I doubt that 1.
NotSuchAFunTime 9
Wow.. It's like people don't understand sarcasm anymore? Chill out, damn. :P
syki 22
^ Wow, it's like people don't know the definition of sarcasm anymore? Damn. :P lol
Jovecove 13
It's worth the fall, I mean, it's Queen!
blackheart24 10
Mama, just killed a man... Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mama, life it just begun... But now I've gone and thrown it all away! Mama, ooo ooooo ooo.... Didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back again this time tomoro! Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters :)
omgthatsosuppera 4
Unless that ukulele player was Charlie, then it might not have been worth it much
False_Stupidity 42
#16, 19 & 42... where does it say Queen was playing? It could have been some no talent plucking notes on a ukulele on you tube that somehow sounded like bohemian rhapsody.. That would NOT be worth it.
toxicangst 2
nice!
yodas0da 12
hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Sounds like something my dad would do :P
ColdplaySucks 18
That song is a piece of shit.
zombicidal 11
the fact that the annoying kids from glee sang it ruined the whole song for me
The_Troller 14
That's something my dad would do. He woke my mom up last nigh just to show her a remix of a classical song by Apocalyptica. And a techno remix.
thisisafunnyname 12
bohemian rhapsody is awesome. so is apocaptica. i can play some of apocalypticas stuff on my cello
The_Troller 14
Yeah my dad played them because my sister is learning to play cello.
zukinihudini 0
any awesome video of a song by Queen can be declared an emergency
twinboo3 4
LOL
knighthawk69 0
Youre hot
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid...
s0m3guy2010 21
He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.
pandm101 0
Galileo, Galileo figaro! Magnificoooooooo.
mrosew442 10
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
ZXDriver 0
O mama Mia, mama Mia
dbt88 15
Mama Mia let me go. Beezlebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee...
slushpup9696 12
for meeeeee, FOR MEEEEEEEEEE! *guitar kicks in*
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
gotta get outta here gotta get outta here gotta get outta here
mrosew442 10
(ignoring last comment because it is out of order) so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!!!
Liamj774 36
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
tellithowitis 13
Well I think that is important enough
iAmScrubs 19
That must have sounded absolutely gorgeous. I'm picturing one of those angels from the Philadelphia Cream Cheese commercials dancing gracefully on the clouds.
skeebers2718 5
It was worth it though, because Bohemian Rhapsody is an amazing song :)
CheesyNacho 0
How did you know "it was an emergency" then?
DoggyDoggWorld 0
Maybe because his dad yelled for him??
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
Yea. Come on Deena
Gloritank 8
*puts on sun glasses* I guess this is more of a Bohemian *pause for effect* Tragedy. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Daralea 21
hmm, ok usually these things annoy the hell out of me, but this was actually well done. You win the challenge, good sir!
Enslaved 38
That song is so awesome, even played on a ukelele would cause me to fist pump!(: