Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard grunting and then realized it was my tenant with his boyfriend. When I went down to do my laundry, I caught them in the act. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
Lennie Mcfish 19
i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son
skippydoda 32
In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.
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Comments (31)
BurnInDemonFire 39
I hope you and he were renting, so it won't be too complicated for you to move out. Oh, and feel free to kick him in the balls. It's cathartic. Plus, it seems he no longer has need of them, anyway.
SaltyLurker 10
Why would gay guys not need balls???
Lennie Mcfish 19
i just hope your "boyfriend" is around the same age as your neighbor's teenage son
thatslifeiguess7 16
I I could think was "GET OFF FML AND CALL 911!!!!"
WHSKitty4ever 23
Um, I’m guessing that this is a sarcastic response, related to the teen who called 911 because her phone wasn’t working right?
T1A2Z3 35
If her boyfriend is having sex with a teenager it could be illegal
Singularity01 9
Um, no; I'm pretty sure this a serious response because if the "teenage" neighbor is anything under 18 it's statutory rape.
hades5000 7
Depends on the state
skippydoda 32
In hope by teenage you mean 18 or 19. Otherwise please call the cops.
Niall Hutchinson 8
That's not universally applicable, if it wasn't in the USA, the minimum age of consent could be 16 (for UK) or even lower (Europe). That said, it still doesn't excuse the behaviour.
Charlie Given 28
Well at least you found out who the bitch was in the relationship, not you 😲😕
real life problems 26
Did you take notes on how to hold the proper form for that position?
ryand82 11
...that's the way they like to, well you get the rest
chosha_fml 27
Yep, that’s pretty close.
Elayne Warthen 5
Been there.. Sending love ♥
boopingsnoot 25
Time for an STD screening!
PenguinPal3017 19
That's very close. I don't even know the names of any of my neighbours.