Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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PinkFun1969 9
Time for little Jimmy to get zip, for Cheistmas. Or a nice chunk of coal in his stocking. aaaa I crack myself up.
upyourzlolz 11
But unfortunately not others.
Dcm210 19
he should get coal for Christmas.
KiddNYC1O 22
Seems legit.
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
That's almost as funny as when he stuck his head out the window to scream, "Help! I've been kidnapped!"
ErinBeam 1
Gotta love kids. Right OP?
NullPointer 20
I'm not an old person, but they sure do love kids. Sometimes in an unhealthy way though.
RedPillSucks 33
Taste great. Less filling.
perdix 31
You should have yelled, "Quit lying, you little bed-wetter!" That's a much tougher rap to live down.
desireev 18
C'mon Perdix! You're killin me! My stomach hurts so bad from laughing!! Bahahahahaha!!!!
LullzKitteh 1
lolz! eeeeevil!!!!
skoob 4
Ik I'm not the only one who clicked this cause it said "today I dropped my 7yr old son..." XD
desireev 18
Lol I did the same thing! I saw that and was like "WTF? I have to read this!"
hoonyer 17
Gotta give the kid props for ingenuity
BighornB 0
No Christmas for that little shit
katcot99 11
Can someone tell me what OP is?
upyourzlolz 11
Odd Penis.
MilyV 2
Old Pussy
joeyl2008 29
Original Poster but given that this is 5 years later I doubt you will ever see this comment and even if you did you probably know the truth by now. I love you, Bye