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dealingdave United States

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

I like strangers.

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ilovetrouble 0

STRANGER DANGER!!!!!:)

niknoknikki 0

Whoop that ASS!!

It's kinda ridiculous how people are saying "your kids funny" or "he's a genus". Won't be funny when your child does it and a teacher or police hears and you get questioned because your child's a brat. Learn to parent.

Your kid is badass

What a idiot kid

ViviMage 40

He won't get dropped off a second time!

My mom used to spank me to prevent this kind of shit from happening. Goddamn, you can downvote me now

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Man that kid needs to learn you are way more likely to be kidnapped or hurt by a family member than a stranger