Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her sister's wedding. I took it as a sign so after we got home, I proposed. She laughed and said no way. I'm done. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
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Comments (248)
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(
KeyboardWarrior 10
That would be a perfectly good reason to curl up into the fetal position and have a good cry.
coolcaarlos 3
Well he's going to have to start wanking again!
FUGYU 2
Haha, wouldn't it be so funny if this had something to do with the other FML posted yesterday, about the girl who fainted after being proposed to, so the guy took it as a 'no'?
HahaHokayThen 10
I'm sorry OP :( maybe your brother & his girlfriend have been together longer?
fo_86 0
I hear there's this 90$ moisturizer...
rubberduckie94 13
That would be hysterical if it did connect. But op should take heart and give his girl a little more time.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
Perfect synchronization eh?
Every1luvsfmls 6
Well this fml is Australia other one was canada
Isaac_The_Man 0
So sorry bro:( you'll find the right girl someday. Sometimes you just have to wait
graham11 14
150- that's exactly what OP stated. *high five for nice reading comprehension*
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
171- obviously you don't get what I'm saying... It was a failure at synchronization, because she said yes and she said no...I realize that's what he is saying...
jblikesanalsecks 0
Let's all break his brother's girlfriend's pelvis.
GingerKid14 3
The BROTHERS practiced synchronizing there proposals. That had nothing to do with the girlfriends' responses. Please... read.
GingerKid14 3
*their
graham11 14
175- yeah yeah.. I don't really give a crap. Does anyone else think there should be an age limit for users on FML? That would solve so many problems.. Too much ignorance!
mancool124 4
gurl u ugly as hell 175
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
That sucks =(
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
197- for your information...I am 15 and probably more mature than you...I have a 4.0 and I am a high honors student so you can take your cute little comebacks and shove them where the sun don't shine!:} thanks!!
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
No comebacks now eh?
cwl727 33
Here is a comeback you are being a real beeotch.
BeautyMonster 17
That's horrible.
rexgar2000 10
my heart would be shattered if something like that happened to me.
BehindU 5
The 2 girlfriends didn't rehearse saying yes together.
DayAndNite 8
Cool story bro, you tell it at parties?
graham11 14
92- he sure does. And he's the life of the party too.
22cute 17
Yeah, a proposal of mariage is a serious and personal thing, not a comedy routien. YDI
silentbutfunny 0
Dont ask without considering rejection.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
188-exactly what I was thinking...
arcov 3
Sad story bro
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Bad comment, bro.
MissMae93 23
Not funny, bro
CryMoreFMLs 15
Why are we all saying bro at the end of our sentences, bro?
VoteForTaco 8
I don't know...Let's google it bro.
slushpup9696 12
Hope nobody breaks the chain, bro.
Torva_fml 16
Broke it, we can stop making dumb comments now,
dinoluvsrawr 2
Combo breaker, bro
J0gby 0
What is this, children of the corn?
DynamicDave 11
Remember the Seinfeld episode with the debate about "manssiere" vs. "bro," bro?
DynamicDave 11
I used to think you were funny. Now I know you have no sense of humor, bro.
ShadoSniper 7
Totally, bro.
VoteForTaco 8
-243 Your pic made me laugh so hard XD
krisymisy 0
Why are we all writing this,bro?
blue4life 0
Sorry to Hear that, Looks like Your going to have to keep using Your hand for now on.
The_Troller 14
What's with The Random capital Letters? And the first your is supposed to be "you're"
NOTquiteRAMBO 10
Who says you need to be married to make love to someone?
rabbittboi 18
Who says you have to rely on your hand if you're single, either. They make several pump and dump toys for guys.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Is that all people now a days think relationships are about; sex? *sigh*
niniloka 2
wtf is your problem welfare??? obviously you need to gto you keep commenting on the same fml!!!!!!!!!
neffkid 0
what the **** is wrong with you?
HiddenMonkey 8
I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.
kaylee777 0
69th liker!!! :D
Torva_fml 16
3rd disliker woohoo!! I'm soo cool!
wooley29 8
#5 That made me laugh!
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
2 girls 1 no
blondebrunette11 4
113- 63rd disliker!! :D Now leave.
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
113- I find it Fu**ing hysterical that your comment has 69 dislikes...
tmoneysly 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Damn try to screw ur brothers gf so he is single again and try it again
drawmesunshine 17
That is terrible advice. Shoo. Your kind's not welcome 'round here.
ProhibitionRose 14
Yeah because cheating on your girlfriend with your brother's fiancée is the PERFECT way of convincing your girlfriend to marry you. You're stupid and should probably shut up with your bad advice.
desireev 18
I honestly think that this is the worst comment I've ever seen. That is just horrible!! If you're gonna say things like that, then just stop commenting on FML. That shit is ****** UP!!!!!
desireev 18
*crawl back in to your hole now*
MagicallyFat 12
35 - preach it! Also OP means "Original Poster" I'm pretty sure that's what that means.
upyourzlolz 11
35 - i agree with SeeYouInShell. We read the comments for laughs, not to improve get preached.
desireev 18
Ya because screwing your brother out of the woman he just proposed to (or even trying) is funny and totally acceptable! I know that alot of the comments on here are just for laughs but that shit is ****** up! And if you think the comment was funny or acceptable, then there is something seriously wrong with you. If a family member did that to me, I would kill them. End of story.
flockz 20
everyone eat some jello and chill the **** down sweet Allah!!
shrekus 0
I love jello...
Torva_fml 16
At first I Thought you were 12. Now I know you're just retarded.
HannahPaloozah 0
You guys are flipping out over this guys comment, i bet he was just kidding
2ndSucks 15
132, your picture is the duck face, therefore your comment is irrelevant. 35/91, almost every time I see one of your comments, you're going flipshit on some other poster. It's just the internet, chill out.
xSonic 9
I useful follow this tread, Then I took a remote to my butthole
tmoneysly 7
Not ur gf if she said no u ****
tmoneysly 7
Thank you ha everyone is so serious on here lighten up
causticgirl 6
Apparently they've been reading several of your over zealous posts
graham11 14
6- and through all morals out the window. What a brilliant idea!
xLoLa_fml 6
91 - If you're offended by that then WHY would you be on FML???
corporatescoundr 25
Better luck next time?...
Torva_fml 16
Pokémon!... Just couldn't resist.
Subakie 20
She was probably horrified by the awkwardness.
borkchop1992 15
now we know who the better looking one is
Torva_fml 16
Now we know who the stupid one is. I'll give you a hint! His comment is above mine....
fourchancookie 0
Nope... His above me
LullzKitteh 1
anyone who voted this comment down is fugly. truth hurts, doesn't it?
flockz 20
does your brother's girlfriend look like a hooker in her wedding dress?
finished 10
Lol
Liimitless 6
Yes, and her mother did teach her from experience.
heyzus100 6
Lol i see what you did
Liimitless 6
But do you?
blunttobluntest 12
I wonder if her mother told her that if she actually does look like one?
godlike1 5
Well, I'm curious what that would actually look like
kbeverly07 1
Just go look at your moms wedding photos