dealingdave
United States
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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dealingdave 3
I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!
PsychoticAsylum 26
Good job, OP.
PYLrulz 17
I would of grounded him anyway, and like someone suggested, have him read "the boy who cried wolf" for a lesson.
LullzKitteh 1
boring! you suck, op, for not even grounding the little bastard! if my kid did that, I'd spank him in front of all the other kids!
Mauskau 36
I was never taught stranger danger, is it an American thing? So many fmls about it, sounds like a silly idea, just teach kids to stay away from strangers not yell stuff out.
holly_fly 34
But that only works if they aren't being actively chased. If they are it helps to yell out something that's widely known so people with enough guts will help... Or at least someone will look in that direction and the "stranger" will be less likely to keep following.
LiliK_fml 21
No, I'm British and my parents/school taught us Stranger Danger too. It's a common thing although some countries may not have little things in school about it so it's mostly the parents' responsibility to teach their children.
BIGD1823 0
Haha lol
amykins164 3
This is why when kids actually are getting kidnapped people don't believe them because they already cried wolf smh
DevilsMetsGiants 30
punish him?
mrschultzy 0
Haha your son Is hilarious! I'd be very proud if he was my kid
bryan788 29
wow ha ha, tell her that there will be no Santa this year because he is a stranger ;)
dansco 25
Rather funny but not for you lol. As long as he does that for real then its ok ;)
brian666 4
You raised your kid to be a brat. You deserved it.
melanierules123 7
Atleast the cops weren't involved