dealingdave
United States
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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tylersign 11
Your "son" huh? That's right op. We are onto you.
Baytheshark 14
I love your comments... They make my day.
tylersign 11
Well.. I love you?:D
Ariana2_fml 2
Haha your kid is a genius
Snafuusmc 12
Kids....it'll be alright I guess just a little joke they'll forget it in time.
Liimitless 6
I think your bushy moustache, tight jeans, cowboy boots, and an open button down showing a tattoo of a butterfly gave you away.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Don't forget the recklessnessly bleached, grown out, shoulder length bowl cut hair.
Liimitless 6
Good call.
reaganomics 6
Or the 1979 White van with padlocks on the door, blacked out windows, no hub caps, and a "Have a nice day" bumper sticker accenting the slightly rusted back bumper
The_Troller 14
56- by blacked out you mean spray painted black, right?
Liimitless 6
No I think he means tinted.
reaganomics 6
Blacked out is a slang term for 100% tint...
The_Troller 14
It's gonna be awkward picking him up after school.
PinkFun1969 9
OMG right about picking the "son" up After school. Well we can only hope the mom brings some candy. ;-) lol
upyourzlolz 11
42 - What the hell are you trying to say?
desireev 18
When the promise of candy isn't enough.. Give them a ride to school! Haha just kiddin'!! I'm pretty sure that I would have died of humiliation! And my son would be in BIG TROUBLE when he got home from school!!
NullPointer 20
1. How do you reattach your ass after literally laughing it off? Or do you grow a new one? 2. OP stands for Old People (usually used like this "I feel sorry for OP", but who doesn't feel sorry for old people?). 3. Can I take you out on a lovely date for your 21st birthday?
upyourzlolz 11
No. It stands for "Octopus Pussy"
shyeahh_fml 19
Man, I've been way off this whole time. I'd always thought that it was original poster.
NullPointer 20
That makes no sense whatsoever in context. You're just being silly.
desireev 18
Nullpointer- 1: grow a new one. Lol I use Ruffles sour cream&cheddar chips and Peppridge Farm Milano cookies when I need assistance with that. 2: I've heard a wide variety of what OP means. Old people would make sense. Lol 3: I live in Oklahoma, sir. That would be a very long drive! But I am always excited about food! Lol
hateevryone 15
put that belt on him
greg84_fml 21
...and ground him.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
He must have learned from the best...like father like son? Can't be too mad at the creative little fellow. This is comedic genius for a 7 year old
babyboo42 0
I love it!!(:
NullPointer 20
Ever hear of a fire drill? He was just doing a stranger drill. No big deal, the only problem is that only 20 other kids yelled it. Each and every one of them should have been shouting. Need more stranger drills until it's perfect.