Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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Top comments
xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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Comments (154)
xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
jacsoccerdude3 10
Yea op. sorry but you married a dick. Good for you for losing 20 lbs!
Tookie22 5
Is he a Mentally abusing husband? Damn sorry OP you should be proud of yourself and keep your head up. 20 pounds is a lot of weight so good job. Just remain healthy and smile.
angela_nkina 7
what a douche
PhannyPack09 8
Hahahaha your picture of drake- yes.
Dylan94_fml 8
How do you know his does? You don't know anything about OP, just because she posted an FML doesn't automatically make her some great person.
AKGirlinSD 20
I'm hoping OP's husband is wrong. Maybe they were dieting together and he didn't get the same results? Just a wild guess because he didn't even congratulate her. Congrats OP!
jarrettd 27
Should have responded with "no sex sucks to"
MagicGiraffe 12
Obviously his personality is the issue and he doesn't deserve you.
capslockisgood 19
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MagicGiraffe 12
You?
P374RD3D 9
Donkey!
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
spazz666 18
If she's a bitch, being attractive wont make her personality more likeable. Don't be so quick to assume its his fault. Even if she's turning heads he'll probably still think her personality sucks.
speckledots 29
Pushing herself to lose weight to please and satisfy her husband doesn't really come off as the "bitch" attitude for me. Its actually more caring, and thoughtful in doing something to please someone else. Opposite of bitch actually.
ebonyirony 29
you can be a total bitch and still want to please your husband. think about it.
letmehavemytea 21
Chances are that her husband is the asshole here, though. What kind of spouse pushes someone to lose weight and then insults them even more afterwards? You're better off without him, OP.
riack 2
You assume too much. We don't know if he pushes for her to lose weight. It's possible she wanted to lose weight on her own to please him, but perhaps he's like this now due to all the marital problems they had. There's too much unknowns here to just call him an asshole
niplipsip 9
no, he's an asshole. the other variables don't even matter. his statement was rude and pretty hurtful to op. doesn't matter if she is, fact is... he is. lol.
thatonename 7
So by that logic, if you call an asshole an asshole, you yourself are one? I thought that was just stating a fact?
speckledots 29
Noone knows if he was pushing her to lose weight. All we know is that out of the kindness of her heart she was losing weight for him, to make him happy. The comment he made happened to have been a very asshole-ish one. That doesn't really make him a 100% asshole. None of us know what's going on with their relationship. Maybe she was losing the weight to try and bring some spice back into a failing marriage? Lets not all assume things here.
princessAj1 6
He needs a personality check. That's really inconsiderate of him.
flutter4 7
He is probably just jealous that she looks better than him now
zebraumicornz 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That was a dickish thing to do if I were you I would eat a Big Mac right in front of him.
feldco1 17
And ruin the hard work she did? While she did it to impress her husband OP lost the weight for herself also.
thatonename 7
You know this how? Op could have been completely fine with her weight for all you know. What's with all the assumptions on this fml?
CharresBarkrey 16
75 - No assumptions, the OP literally says she lost twenty pounds "to please my husband."
thatonename 7
How does "to please her husband" = for herself as well?
perdix 31
At twenty pounds lighter, you suddenly have become a lot more marketable. There are plenty of guys who will tolerate a drab personality to have access to a hot body.
gc327072 31
And I'm sure you're one of them.
agonydrum 7
It depends, if you start out at 300 than 20lbs isn't even close to being enough to cover up a shit personality
MormonPornstar 7
*Suddenly a wild fat OP appears* If she started out at, say... 240lbs and lost 20, she is probably still fat. Depending on her frame, of course. We don't know how much she weighed at first.
perdix 31
#61, you're right, I should have gone with, "Aw, I'm sorry. I'll be your 'friend.'"
perdix 31
#67 and #69, What about the opposite scenario? What if she started at a thin 105, and went to an anorexic, emaciated 85? Not likely, but you have to consider all the possibilities. Ok, maybe you don't.
agonydrum 7
I'd still hit it, tiny chicks are crazy
chosha_fml 27
Who ******* cares? Her husband is still an asshole.
kimmy91 12
Well done, that's amazing!!! Who cares what you're asshole of a husband thinks be proud of what you've achieved for you!!!
testestestes123 4
Tell him to be grateful that your personality sucks otherwise you could do a lot better than him.
PeacetheLove 5
Hahah!! Awesome!
xalba 9
Good for you for losing 20lbs! Now as for your husband... You should let him know that 20lbs is not the only thing you can get rid of..
Keevarou 17
Two options usually, divorce, or marriage therapy (forgot the other word) But that's a nice job to lose 20 pounds, so he is the issue, not you as the story stands so far, you were willing to change for your husband, so he is damn lucky.
Demonfish 14
The word you forgot; counselling? :)
Keevarou 17
That's it Demon, Thanks :D
Demonfish 14
Your welcome :)