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Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

I like strangers.

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ilovesjustinb 0

If you were a stranger, why would a stranger drop off a kid at school? Smh

KaelaKhaotic 5

Give them some Twix! That's stuff's the shit! :D

Beat his ass!!!!

Ground his ass

Well at least he learned stranger danger

You need a plain white windowless cargo van with "free candy" spray painted on it. Then see what happens when your kid does the same thing.

They end up at Penn State...

Lmao^^^

this is y most parents best their children just saying

Oh shit that's funny. How long did you ground him for?

I hope that kid received an epic ass-beating afterwards.

RainbowSprinklez 7

Hm.... If I were you I would transfer your kid to another school... jussayin. O.O