Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
dealingdave
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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ilovesjustinb 0
If you were a stranger, why would a stranger drop off a kid at school? Smh
KaelaKhaotic 5
Give them some Twix! That's stuff's the shit! :D
Angieboo227 0
Beat his ass!!!!
PYLrulz 17
Ground his ass
cherry_berry80 0
Well at least he learned stranger danger
OfficeNinja 5
You need a plain white windowless cargo van with "free candy" spray painted on it. Then see what happens when your kid does the same thing.
c_bell18 2
They end up at Penn State...
desireev 18
Lmao^^^
littlerena67 2
this is y most parents best their children just saying
Jasonf6 0
Oh shit that's funny. How long did you ground him for?
randomreader2315 4
I hope that kid received an epic ass-beating afterwards.
RainbowSprinklez 7
Hm.... If I were you I would transfer your kid to another school... jussayin. O.O