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Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...

I like strangers.

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kickboxingchick 5

Good kid, huh? Well behaved and all.. Haha

Maybe stop passing out candy and asking if they want to pet your "puppy"

Tag! Did you miss me? I'm that coat stand! From when you were young? Remember?

Make him walk from now on.

I'd make that little ****** start taking the bus. That is nothing to joke around about. Kids are such assholes!!

Your welcome in my van.

brick_man33 14

at least your school has smart kids, a good educational system results that.

tracyanai15 0

Time to introduce that funny little asshole to corporal punishment when he gets home.

Just wait until he's a teenager, then it's payback time ;)

Oh Wow . XD I Feel Sk Sorry For You .