Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
dealingdave
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I did not ground the boy. I simply told him his entire life belongs to me now until he's 18!
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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corporatescoundr 25
Wow... Hope my little girl never does that...
ThatGuyRory 9
I like strangers.
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lundy02 0
That is awesome...lol
HunterAlpha1 8
if my kids did that it would be the last thing they ever did!
Bludmagnus 13
That child should be beat within an inch of his life... sorry... but that is exactly why children should be given physical punishment.
mariebiscut1242 11
Pink Floyd quote. You, my friend, are epic...
Oceansnipe17 8
I'd whip his ass right then and there, and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid like that again
raynay22 3
grounded for sure haha
Kelsey_Bam98 0
Ha, wow, sounds like something I would do, Lol(:
sexyman3 0
little kids trying to be funny... the memories. U FUKN PEICE OF *****!!!!!
RufusCade 7
That's what you get for bringing up your kids in fear. YDI
Login10 0
Ha ha ha I can't stop laughing
fukthisss 5
Sounds like your kid rocks!!!!!