Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
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Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, a guy drove an hour and a half to get to where I live, only to literally last less than 30 seconds. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
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lalalaila777 24
thats where foreplay may have helped, or quick release before actually getting down to it. good luck !
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing the duration of your Booty Call walk to get sex is the same as your Walk of Shame afterwards. It's not likely that a minute with a Two-Pump Chump will make you walk funny.
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lalalaila777 24
thats where foreplay may have helped, or quick release before actually getting down to it. good luck !
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing the duration of your Booty Call walk to get sex is the same as your Walk of Shame afterwards. It's not likely that a minute with a Two-Pump Chump will make you walk funny.
spinningrecords 14
You should have walked quicker
1known 34
Next time make him come.