Ali (New York)
United States
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
darkness4dummies 0
hmm was it a strapless bra a normal one or a sports bra because its easy for the first two not the sports bra though
xbriix 0
happens to me all the time.
larnee 0
wow, thats very strange because it is REALLY easy to do that...
Faleni 4
op just out of curiousity you wouldnt happen to be related to the person that broke there knee while sitting on there ass would you?
faithe92 0
you're stupid. I do it all the time without hurting myself...maybe that isn't for you...
kellysmith69 1
hahahahaha
beklyon 7
I take my bra off easily when I have to do that (when I'm surrounded by others). Maybe your shirt's too tight?
Spicynipples 0
did you get it off
ToyotaObsession 1
Hopefully you got big ****.
geeksaresexy 18
How does that make any difference? Or was it a 'I hope you look good because you're clearly thick' kid of thing?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ugh. I hate the mentality that "big ones" are always better. *Tear*
tona01 16
i don't like big ones, any boob bigger that grabving range, it is not a good boob because they lose their shape real quick, get soggy and causes back problems to the girls
geeksaresexy 18
The worst thing about big boobs is they change size a lot! I have about 3-4 different size bras just to get through the month. Also if you're thin with big boobs or big with no boobs good luck finding a bra! Sometimes I have to wear the wrong size because I'd have to pay £50+ to get one made for me.
daysgoby902 6
why would you push yourself that far OP? couldn't you tell that you were about to pull something or did you just decided to go full speed?!? ...Really?