Ali (New York)
United States
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
fryebaby623
Vero Beach, United States
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
J.O.S
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
Booooolette
Beauvais, France
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Anonymous
Kitchener, Canada
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
SmileAndSayHi
Hialeah, United States
Keep it together
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
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United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Alyxandrea Loffer
Ellsworth, United States
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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BWill9014 4
That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor
RainbowHeadache 2
I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.
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Comments (327)
troyboyd05 0
isn't the phrase "how in the world" instead of "how the world"?
costa123 0
SUPER EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
judices 0
Wat u Tryin do? hide from da peeping TOM?? well YDI for bein lazy 4 not takin shirt off
explodingmuffint 0
trying harder than your typing..
athena3100 9
some girls just want their bra off mot their shirt.
lulututu 4
Yea bras aren't that comfortable
parkg1996 0
i was thinking the same thing 60
mrbattleman 10
if I did that I would not regret it, that sounds awesome! I would have been damn proud!
Ruff_fml 3
>34 Seconded.
musicalmaggs 0
well... I shouldn't really do that anymore. that must of hurt!
MXXD17 0
Women these days
swittig 0
wtf is up with your profile pic? you running a minstrel show or some shit?
darkness4dummies 0
i can take off my bra without taking off my shirt its easy unhook your bra and take your arm out of one of the straps pull from that arm and then TA-DA
Bofopio 0
can u show me please, I'm having trouble!
lendalynn 5
ooooo ouch... that sucks big time
MarineWifey88 3
How in the world did you do that? I take off my bra without taking my shirt off all the time and have never hurt myself.
PandaPandy 6
ehehehe how embarrassing XD